Queerty is better as a member
Yeah, where IS that sex tape of Colin Farrell?
My gawwwd, that thing was beautiful.
ps: thanks for the link to an uncensored pic, too bad it was for Bonaduce though. lol
I have to say that I find something incredibly sexy about an attractive muscular man with a smaller penis. I actually find giant oversized penises to be a turn-off, so I would take these guys any day of the week.
Colin’s piece is exquisite!
Are there no pics of Tom Daley’s teeny weeny in his itsy bitsy speedos?
Do they still make those lovely Gherkin’s I think they are delicious…The sweet ones are the best I think.
If we used cm. instead of in. it would appear more impressive.
I don’t care I would still do Ashton Kutcher, Eminem and Colin Farrell
If an ex says a man has a small dick they’re usually fkng liars, that’s the easiest way to disparage a man you’re still bitter about because no one can prove you wrong w/o a dick pic.
Also, if you watch the interview, Brittany Murphy totally says she was kidding a few times over.
Hell hath no fury like a dumped woman.
This is the worst article on Queerty ever.
interesting…… I actually credit my less than ‘jaw dropping package’ with keeping my alive. I came of age during the height of the aids crisis in the early/ late 80′s. Seeing guys wag their little fingers when talking about others’ dicks kept me out of the baths and from sleeping around like I so wanted to do. Young and insecure, I couldn’t bear to be the one gossiped about- it was a small gay community and EVERYONE knew everyone.
I don’t mind a smallish dick at all. As long as it has a bit of girth and isn’t pencil like – they can be fun.
So if Collin Farrel’s small penis has already been debunked, why was he still included there? He doesn’t have an “alleged” small penis anymore since we already know it’s not.
I remember a queen once accusing a straight acquaintance of every vile act short of orchestrating the holocaust. The guy had bad breath, he never washed, he stole his mother’s social security checks, he once saw the guy kick a dog, and on and on until he delivered the coup de grâce: “And what’s more, he’s got no dick!”
hmmm, a bit harsh on Bonaduce aren’t ya? i didn’t look at the NSFW pic but his body is pretty freaking good. didn’t queerty run an article on how hot redheads are a while back? there’s a certain demeaning tone to the ‘puff of red pubes’ comment. just saying.
@Daveliam: Wish I had met more men like you years ago ;-)
The way Colin Farrell treated the girl in the sex tape was… by far… the biggest turn on for me. He was just so respectful, in tune. He paid attention.
You know how rare it is to find a guy who PAYS ATTENTION?? (In general, much less in bed…)
Anderson Cooper was interviewing Sean Combs I think and the conversation got around to dick size and Anderson said his was very small.
COLIN doesn’t belong on this short list!
@Jesse Bay: Well, it’s not too late. Get back to the gym then.
be warned there is vag shots
@Homophile: For actual personal usage, girth is my problem. Only a “pencil” dick will fit inside of me. (Results of having Crohns disease since 1976) Hubby can’t even fit the tip in, much to my frustration. Thankfully, he’s only interested in what my front side has to offer when it comes to putting tab A into slot B. Growing up, my brother convinced me I had a micro dick. It was only much later when I started to see other men’s erections that I found out that I’m slightly above average. Very much a grower, not the donkey dick shower that he is. Thanks bro, for years of inferiority complexes in that department, although like Hudson, it probably saved my life.
“Maybe that’s why Kate was always in a pissy mood?”
That Bonaduce picture. I very much regret looking…
Mark McGrath has also been open about his undersized package.
@petewentzisforlovers21: that was pretty hot- vag shots and all!
One of my most satisfying experiences was with a guy much shorter than me with a small penis. He was very masculine and nice muscular body (not overly muscular), bubble butt, blonde, great kisser and great conversationalist. We met online and only met once but it was definitely memorable. Penis size is very over-rated if you ask me.
Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck?
Whether some of these guys have gone on record about it or not, this is a tacky, mean-spirited, superficial post.
@hudson: I looked at the NSFW pic. I knew what to expect — and I don’t think I’m the shallowest size queen — but still I was rather surprised. I’ll admit to having some size worship but I’m more concerned with a guy’s face and general body — than one body part. Of course, personality goes a long way too. I’ll concede Bonaducci does have a nice body.
The irony regarding Nick Cannon is that there’s a sometime gay porn star with the same name who’s humungous.
@Pistolo: I usually agree that the ex-wifes or ex-girlfriends are probably bitter. On the otrher hand though, you can be sure if Eminem really had a huge penis he A) would have shoved it into our faces and B) he would have fought back by writing a song and telling the whole world it wasn’t true. Since he obviously does have a small wiener, he’s better off being silent.
Most of the other celebrities make sense: Jon Gosslin is half Asian, as far as I know and Asian men do have a smaller penis by average. Of course there are many exceptions. This is why Nick Cannon is a surprise to be on the list. However the reaction to his penis size of his ex was just “Eh”… which could also mean she’s really just bitter and he is average.
I don’t believe for one minute that Nick Cannon has a small package. Usually his type, 6 feet tall, slim defined body, kinda skinny legs, tends to be well endowed. I’ve seen it many times. Mabey his ex, “Eh”, was more about his kissing than his penis size. From what I’ve seen, dude can’t kiss worth a damn…
So sorry to hear about Em’s teeny-tiny white trash peeny!
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Unfortunately, this is what is important to most gays while they fight for marriage rights.
@blackhook: He’s got a much bigger house than most ghetto blacks and he doesn’t have to have iron bars on the doors and windows either. Hell, you could fit 1,300 Mexicans in that thing too.
I don’t understand why anyone gives a fuck how big or little a penis is. It makes no difference to me.
I don’t care what Nick Cannon has or doesn’t have, he’s so adorable it drives me crazy. And he does have the richest, most successful wife in show business so he must have something going for him.
It seems to be totally acceptable for a woman to say of an man that he has a small dick, it’s the perfect put down, it implies he isn’t man enough. And it cuts deep, it goes to his deepest insecurities.
But if a guy went around saying,
“Her loose cootch was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much. I faked the whole thing. I really felt sorry for her; I still loved her though.” Imagine the backlash from the women because that’s called slut shaming and they really don’t like it. It’s a double standard.
I wonder how big Jim/Anita Bryant’s dick is.
This was the one of the only women he is actually confirmed being with, combine this with the homophobia and to me its clear he is a closet case. He’ll never probably come out until he is 60 or something but Im telling you its only a matter of time.
That is one list I would not want to be on.
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That Bonaduce pic…well, I give him credit for being brave enough to show that micro-nub to the world.
Now, Queerty, why don’t you do a companion piece on the alleged best endowed men of Hollywood? Or pro sports? Or the entertainment energy more broadly? Or did you do that already?
I can’t remember, maybe you did, but doing it again would be a nice Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Holiday gift to all of us on here!
@Pistolo: Exactly, I kept thinking to myself “And we’re suppoesd to believe what every ex gf says?”
What is the point of this article anyway, to make guys feel ashamed? The only people who should know about something so private are the ones you’re sleeping with.
That’s a shame about Eminem! I’ve had many dreams and j.o. sessions about him. I’m still a virgin, so maybe it’s a good thing he is on the less than average list.
@hudson: You and many others…myself included, I’m average and many have been very happy with many repeat performances. But, my own insecurity to to measure up to Porn Star standards have always kept me a wallflower. And my larger than average friends are all dead now, some because of AIDS others OD-ing Drugs do to a lot of sexual activity, so we should count ourselves Lucky.
Honestly it’s all in you head anyways.
I just don’t know how you can tell. Some are showers and others are growers. I’ve never been able to tell. Ever. Then of course there are those who don’t give a damn. Count me in that group. What does it matter if you fall in love despite size? Overly sexualized guys are too much into the measurement tape that measures from the ass to the mushroom. Less than 10% of us have over the average.
I have never understood the fascination with big dicks. I would never discount a relationship with anyone based on that sole factor. I’ve had really horrible sex with very well-endowed guys, and mind-blowing sex with smaller guys. And, the opposite is true as well. A guy I knew in college was actually kicked out of bed for being too small. He’s carrying 6.5″. That mindset is just very, very sad.
@Kangol: It really, really wouldn’t for “all of us.” We’re not all so shallow.
Ashton is awfully good looking but a bit of an ass. After his brief fling with Murphy, he told the gossips that she was easy to bed, which showed us more about him than about her. (Whatever happened to the rule against kissing adn telling?) Ashton has a bit of an ego problem. Murphy might just be getting even, tough it would not surprise me that he is small. Demi Moore should have had more sense than to hook up with the guy. Now, Colin Farrell….
So appreciating male genital endowment makes one “shallow”? Who appointed you the Head Queen and arbiter of what’s deep and what isn’t?
You can’t understand “the fascination with big dicks.” Some people like red hair or blonds, some people like to see and have sex with men with big dicks, some people like to see men with beards and stroke them, you name it. That doesn’t make any of these people “shallow.” Or is it only shallowness if it’s something you don’t like or care for?
Why was Mario Lopez left off the list?
@dukeofhurl: YOU’VE GOT THAT RIGHT ! I’m Gay – so what !? Penis size – what an idiotic concept. If the Man will Love, and be honest; I don’t give a flyin’ fuck, what the size of his dick is. I am more concerned with the size of his heart. –DJ Lawrence
Enrique Iglesias totally has a small junk aura to him. I definitely believe that one.
This is fun but don’t believe everything you read.
I must comment on why is this article relevant? Why in the age of the classy Phag (the Gay Gentlemen), do we even care what any man has in his drawers? Queerty this is NOT what I call ‘keeping it clean’… This article is very distasteful not only to the reader (me for one), but also for str8′s who are looking for any reason or excuse to call us perverts.
@Kangol: yes, i must agree… But, this is NOT the forum for this kind of topic. We (Gay Men) especially 40+ who survived the AIDS epidemic should note that promiscuity is dangerous, and discretion is a must.
Colen Farrell is only a little above average (I am right at 9 so his is little compared to some of us. ) , seen the sex tax and was not that impressed. Not a fan of bi-racial sex tapes, but I would agree he is pretty hot at providing a good fuck. Ashton I am sure has more than average, just his built shows that. As for the rest we can only guess. Ex’s always want to talk smack …Enrigue is so HOT who really cares I bet he is very patient with his actions. And @SPIKE, Tom Daley is very well endowed (seen his nude real pictures. , don’t hate most gay men are HUNG….that is why women love gay men. LOL. And trust me or I think that most or it not half of the men listed here has experienced in the sexual habits, admit it or not. Good looking men explore and hung men like oral from male or female. Just saying. Be kind to one another folks, life is to short and so are some penis’s LMAO.
@AtlasRich: I agree with you.
@jckfmsincty: Brad Bitt has a very small penis yet he has been voted sexiest man .. Never been a big fan of his except in his younger days when he has long hair. Brad has such a attitude and a cheater so I lost respect for him. He is getting old and so his the attention toward him.
@Thumperlndy: You are telling people to be kind, yet you have no problem expressing your racism. And I’m willing to bet that most gay men are NOT hung. Most are average just like the general population.
And most men, hung or not enjoy oral sex. And , ( his younger days when he “has” long hair). What the hell does that mean? Had to reread your post five times to understand what you are trying to write…
I don’t believe these claims from ex-partners. They’re usually just spiteful girlfriends. Also, why does no man ever mention the big vagina. To quote Larry David “These large vagina women are getting away with murder”
Something seems quite sad to me about how we entertain ourselves by degrading people. Yes, I get that’s the price people pay for fame and fame makes them fair game but at the same time it just seems pretty awful to put this kind of thing in lights. Why does it entertain us so? Because our egos are so damaged that we need to debase people in order to feel better about ourselves? Maybe one day we will all love ourselves enough to then love others. I guess till then we can expect plenty of this.
Until you see a penis FULLY erect, it’s hard to say how big somebody is- some are growers not showers, a lot of other things can affect to how big a dick looks when flaccid. I mean, that is something that every guy should know. That picture proves nothing of Danny’s size.
@blackhook: Then you’ll be happy to hear about his beautiful ass.
Okay, nobody cares (not even me), but for the record, Barry Manilow. Hung. I used to live in the same apartment building on CPW and he was a floor below me across the air-shaft. He was naked a lot. He never knew I was looking. Nice bod, nice and hung. Also, no surprise, Jan Michael Vincent. Hung. Was at the urinal next to him at Lincoln Center (the reception for Winds of War), so of course, I looked. (yeah, I waited for him to pee and followed him). Nice, hung, fleshy, looked fat. He was young and handsome back then. Finally, sadly, Chris Reeve, no dick whatsoever. None. Zeeeeero. He used to hang with my friend Greg and often wore just running shorts, commando, and a tee shirt. You could see everything. Which was … nothing. Hung like a 9 year old boy. Way below average. Such a disappointment. But he was cute, wasn’t he?
@dannyboi2: you and hudson have it right. i am average and attractive, but never had the confidence to go to the baths or put myself out there too much. in the 80′s i was a bottom and would have contracted AIDS in a second. being circumspect saved my life, literally. god bless my friends who died of this frightening disease. i remember each one fondly.
It doesn’t matter to me as long as the arse (ass) is good…
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