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So Davey Wavey Can’t Get It Up?

Based on a friend’s impotence tied to drinking soy milk, Davey Wavey says he also gave up the “donkey sweat” replacement. Does this mean Davey also had troubles in the boudoir? And does this explain why he can film videos of him dancing around in his underwear without fear of … arousing suspicion?

By:           editor editor
On:           May 11, 2010
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  • 10 Comments
    • No. 1 · Xerxes

      Google “soy milk – impotence” and you will see that all reputable evidence is that there is no boner problem with soy products for men. On the contrary, soy helps prevent blocked arteries which of course lead to impotence, heart attacks, death. 100% of scientific studies have established that following death, men do not experience sex or orgasm.

      May 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

      Silly me, I thought the milky white substance was involved after an erectioin!! :-p

      May 11, 2010 at 12:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · JoshP

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: that’s funny

      May 11, 2010 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · Lou Koumades

      Davey you should try Almond Milk. Almond milk is promoted as a healthy alternative to cow’s milk for reasons including:
      It lacks casein
      It is safe for people with lactose intolerance or milk allergy
      Contains far less saturated fat than cow’s milk.
      Almond milk is also promoted as an alternative to soy milk for those with soy allergies, or those who wish to avoid soy due to its estrogenic properties.
      I think it tastes better also!

      Cheers!

      May 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Ervs

      Almond Milk.

      May 11, 2010 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Cam

      Love Almond Milk. Soy Milk always tastes like syrup or whipped cream.

      May 11, 2010 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · jeffree

      Rice milk is another good option. Keep your eye out for the added sugars in any milk substitute: almond, rice, or soy. Brands can vary by about 25% so check the dang nutritional label!

      May 11, 2010 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · Oscar

      Oh, the moron is back!

      May 11, 2010 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · bwb

      This video is udder-ly ridiculous…

      May 12, 2010 at 2:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Michael vdB · Member · 242 comments

      I usually drink original soy milk myself but grew up on cow’s milk (from 1% all the way up to HOMO). I have tried Rice milk and find it tastes great too. Don’t have Almond milk in my neck of Canada. Coconut milk is great for Thai. lol

      May 13, 2010 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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