Lesbians, lesbians everywhere! That's what some education officials in Saudi Arabia are saying after an apparent explosion of labia-minded love in the primarily Islamic country.

As homosexuality's a terrible, no good sin and certainly not innate, some people have been pointing the fingering finger at parents. College student Aisha Al-Qahtani agrees and also sheds some light on the ins and outs of lesbian relationships. Warning, it's pretty graphic:

A student who is not receiving enough love and care from her family tends to look for love in other students. At first she will admire a girl’s clothes or living standards. After that the relationship deepens and they exchange gifts and perfume to express their admiration for each other.

Girl, oh, girl, being a lesbian sounds like a real snooze.