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So What’s Going on With John Mayer and Penises?

John Mayer has dated some pretty famous ass. But as far as we’ve seen, it’s all been white, leading him to call his own penis “sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.” That’s from a new interview with Playboy, and it either wants to make us punch John in the face (even more) or pass him around the sling with a couple of buddies. But that’s not where this news cycle of John and dicks ends.

Because there’s also the story about how he and a certain unliked celebrity gossip blogger, who he acknowledged kissing one New Year’s Eve, had a frank discussion about sexuality in John’s New York apartment one late night. And it’s there that John, when this gossip typist asked whether he’d ever had a penis in his mouth, said that he had. And that, this blogger said, made John gay.

The singer hasn’t addressed this penis storyline quite yet, but if we know our Mayer, we’re one magazine interview or blog post away from some answers.

For what it’s worth, in our actuary table of realms of possibilities for John Mayer’s sex life, sucking dick is definitely among them.

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 10, 2010
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  • 33 Comments
    • SouLKid
      SouLKid

      John Mayer can do no wrong in my book.
      #KanyeShrug

      Feb 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      Mayer is a tease and an attention whore.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony in Nashville
      Anthony in Nashville

      He will say and do anything to stay in the spotlight.

      He is the white Kanye West.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      he’s a total tease…nothing wrong with that..obviously comfortable with gays liking him…

      Feb 10, 2010 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YCKTR
      YCKTR

      He’s incredibly lame. Period. Who cares what he says, or does with his penis?

      !

      Feb 10, 2010 at 7:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MickW
      MickW

      The man is pure white trash!

      Feb 10, 2010 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • celibrity=uneducated
      celibrity=uneducated

      “And it’s there that John, when this gossip typist asked whether he’d ever had a penis in his mouth, said that he had. And that, this blogger said, made John gay.”

      Would someone please explain the word bisexual to the aforesaid blogger.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      So his penis is a white supremacist. I wouldn’t fuck that douchebag with Jay-Z’s cock.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael W.
      Michael W.

      I sure wouldn’t mind having my dick in his mouth.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_cambrdige
      james_cambrdige

      amen christopherm. it’s real nice that mayer is gay-friendly but he really is an annoying douche. it’s hard to see past his personality and find something good to say about him…or his penis.

      keep it real mayer; real white…black folk don’t want you doucheing up their gene pool!

      Feb 10, 2010 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cando
      cando

      if u dont have anything nice dont say anything at all…really.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael W.
      Michael W.

      N/M. After reading that interview, I would mind having my dick in his mouth. That dude exemplifies douche bag.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 9:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • believe
      believe

      he’s not a racist and i like when people are a little batty in their interviews, fuck..at least he isnt boring….ill take his KKK dick anyday. lol

      Feb 10, 2010 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.
      Lukas P.

      Mr Mayer has had to very recently apologize for using the N word in another interview. [CF. Wall Street Journal, via thedailybeast.com.]

      Methinks he thinks with his penis, not his brain. He’s VERY quotable, I’ll hand him that compliment. If only his music were better, I’d possibly find him interesting.

      I would NOT like to be his publicitist, eh what?

      Feb 10, 2010 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • merkin
      merkin

      Id do terrible things to John Mayer–partially because he’s cute but partially to punish him for subjecting the public to his tepid “music” and inane and imagined romances with every lame female celebrity.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 10:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Same Crap
      Same Crap

      There are also reports he was racially heckling comedians of color in some comedy club in NY. Nothing quite Kramer level, but typically douchey.

      He as racial issues.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy
      Sexy Rexy

      Well, he DID date Jennifer MANiston with her dudely features.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 4:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • That Bitch Tea Delgado
      That Bitch Tea Delgado

      Like Queerty, it would not shock me if John Mayer had played around with men. Now, if only those cocks could be in his mouth when people are trying to interview him.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 7:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ousslander
      ousslander

      he Started out a dork and morhped into a hot douche. Big deal if he only likes white vagina (word puts a funny taste in my mouth)

      Hey, Tea! Hope everything works out with you and todd.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      john mayer is interesting. in that he has nice features and yet for some reason I don’t feel the attraction. He reminds me of Orlando Bloom a little. Also don’t see his attraction. I’ll say he’s more attractive in that picture tho. I like the shaved head/ tatts look on him.

      I thought his remarks come from a place of not being racist, more being not one who knows the correct way to word things. But… as I read more about him I don’t know…

      Feb 11, 2010 at 9:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR
      DR

      This guy has one of the worst cases of verbal diarrhea known to mankind.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 10:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc
      hardmannyc

      He’s a stag hag. LIkes to hang with his homo homies.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy
      Sexy Rexy

      I think he was stoned when he gave this interview. But a drunken man always speaks a sober mind. I was never into to the man or his music, so….

      Feb 11, 2010 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • zenflo
      zenflo

      Following his pathetic remarks, Mayer’s onstage “breakdown” and crocodile-teared apology strikes me as one of the most blatantly engineered acts of faux-contrition in music history.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP79
      NAP79

      Michael K from DListed said it best –

      “Don’t be surprised when Summer’s Eve announces they are officially changing their name to John Mayer’s Eve.”

      Feb 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy
      Sexy Rexy

      @NAP79: LOL – too funny. And too true. He’s always seemed like a jerk in his interviews before this debacle.

      Personally, I think black women should be grateful that he isn’t “into” them. There’s a silver lining if there ever was.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      he’s cute ….whatever….

      Feb 11, 2010 at 7:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damendo
      damendo

      John Mayer is very smart, and if any of ya’ll followed his twitter, you would know he says things right on the edge of right/wrong just to get a rise outta people. So what if he makes a comment about his dick being a white supremacist, i know plenty of black women that say they would not touch a white cock either! The difference with JM is that he does not care who he says it to because he is very sure of himself. He is a fantastic musician, one of the best guitarists alive, and with that comes his confidence. I can see him being bisexual as well. Why he would pick that certain piece of crap celebrity blogger, I dont know!? If he ever needs to truly explore his bisexuality, he can call on me anytime!

      Feb 15, 2010 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Johnny
      Johnny

      He could be bisexual or maybe he just wanted to try it.

      Even if he did it – once (so the story goes)- sorry that doesn’t make him gay. If he truly desires woman – and tried it with a guy once – then that still makes him straight.

      If he liked it, but still desires woman that makes him bisexual. As we know – calling someone gay means that they exclusively desire only their same gender.

      I understand that some bisexuals refer to themselves as gay – just to avoid the bullshit that they would get from their gay and straight friends.

      Times are changing – more straight boys are openly trying it – just for the hell of it, but genuinely still desire women.

      Feb 16, 2010 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GrrrlRomeo
      GrrrlRomeo

      To whom it may concern,

      Gay identity now covers homosexuality and bisexuality in both men and women.

      Signed,
      The Gay Agenda

      Feb 20, 2010 at 5:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Klarth
      Klarth

      I am surprised this article didn’t mention that “3rd gender” hairless and horsehung porn star fantasy he has that he mentioned at the end.

      The David Duke thing doesn’t really have much to do with us; it was always pretty obvious.

      All it means is that if he does swing our way one night, it won’t be with me, which is sad, b/c I am a huge stan for him, verbal diarrhea and all (he makes it really difficult, though).

      Oh, wait, how about his explanation for the Perez kiss? That wasn’t mentioned either? Someone online called it a drive-by gay bashing (not that Perez didn’t enjoy it, I’m sure).

      Feb 28, 2010 at 6:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Benny
      Benny

      @Johnny: Nope. He’s a fag. If you suck a dick even once you are a faggot for life.

      Apr 1, 2011 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sexy Rexy
      Sexy Rexy

      @Klarth: The David Duke thing doesn’t have much to do with us? Really? And what does the obviousness of it have to do with the price of eggs in China.

      White supremacy is the new sexy, eh?

      Not in my book. Mayer is a dirtball.

      Apr 2, 2011 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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