John Mayer has dated some pretty famous ass. But as far as we’ve seen, it’s all been white, leading him to call his own penis “sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.” That’s from a new interview with Playboy, and it either wants to make us punch John in the face (even more) or pass him around the sling with a couple of buddies. But that’s not where this news cycle of John and dicks ends.
Because there’s also the story about how he and a certain unliked celebrity gossip blogger, who he acknowledged kissing one New Year’s Eve, had a frank discussion about sexuality in John’s New York apartment one late night. And it’s there that John, when this gossip typist asked whether he’d ever had a penis in his mouth, said that he had. And that, this blogger said, made John gay.
The singer hasn’t addressed this penis storyline quite yet, but if we know our Mayer, we’re one magazine interview or blog post away from some answers.
For what it’s worth, in our actuary table of realms of possibilities for John Mayer’s sex life, sucking dick is definitely among them.