
THE SHOT — We always knew wrestling could spread herpes. [via]
@PerplexedStudent: You just made me spit out my water.
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I rolled with a guy in Brazilain Jiu Jitsu just before the holidays who was scrubbing my face from guard and just generally being an ass. I got my hand on the inside of his leg and grabbed his shorts while sweeping him into a reverse. (rubber guard, doesn’t work on anyone but young “tough guy” douches) The guy’s shorts ripped almost completely off. His douchebag friends still won’t let him forget it, reminding him daily how the old fag almost raped him on the mat. Freaking twenty somethings. We need some slang to describe this new version of American trashiness.
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