HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This, supposedly is a 15-second sneak peek at Madonna's new video "Celebration." Add in one part Jesus Luz posing as a DJ, one part gyrating (real DJ) Paul Oakenfold, and seventeen parts "4th grader screwing with Autodesk," and this is what you'll get.
All over the word, homosexuals are praying it's just Madonna's camp leaking a prototype to gauge the response — will they think it's edgy? horrific? — since she doesn't seem to know what the gays want these days. Because it certainly isn't this, either.
(via Popeater)
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She put her boyfriend int he video? Ugh, that's like when Donald Trump got Marla Maples cast in the "Will Rogers Follies" when he was married to her. It's just sad.
I don't see anything wrong with putting her boyfriend in it. Tony Ward was great in Justify My Love. That was an amazing video, but this is crap. The worst part is Paul Oakenfold. He looks very dumb.
I love Madonna, but she is a creatively low point now. I can't believe the woman who did Like A Prayer and Ray of Light is doing this garbage. She needs a real man to sort her out. I would do the job, but I'm gay!
i wanna believe that they are showing him in this instance to let the world know he is involved in the music.
he isnt even in his OWN videos, so i refuse to believe it
as for jesus…i'm sorry….he is still gay
This makes me NOT want to buy the album.
I love and adore her, but c'mon Madge, wtf is this shit?
I agree that she's at a creative low-point and has been for a few years now, the downslide started ever since that crap-fest of a song "Ray of Light" and she hasn't had a decent track since "Music". The past few years a growing number of her songs just have a sorta euro-techno-dance vibe that's really generic and unimaginative. Perhaps she may have a few more hits in her future (like Cher), but the bulk of her creativity and success may now be behind her.
Well, she is 575 years old, just bought some kids, traded down on her spouse, had her arms replaced with a small tree trunk.. she is too busy to be making music, and shit.
Is Madonna not dead already?
I'm over watching videos anyway…but the song is SO 90's era circuit party.
Why is Jesus doing the Macarena?
@fitz: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, your post was so bitchy, it just gave me a huge laugh this morning! :)
@Cam: I really need to switch to decaf. lol
@fitz:
Fitz FTW!
What do Madonna, Abercrombie and the Bush Administration have in common?
All three of them are OVER.
@Tommy: I think my problem with her putting her boyfriend in her video, is that to me it makes it look as if that is how she thinks she can keep him. "Gee, I'll date somebody hot with no prospects and give them some taste of publicity." IT just makes it more obviously embarrassing that he is a trophy boy. IF she really wants to do something nice for him, send him to college, when he's old enough.
@Ian:
How can you not like Ray of Light? It's one of her best ever songs. She has done good things since Music. Both American Life and Confessions have some great stuff on them. When I said she was at a creative low, I was just referring to Hard Candy which I think is her worst album. But that's just one album out of many brilliant records.
@spindoc:
That's a stupid comment. Jesus is 23. He's already too old for college. He is a model so going to college would not help him in what he wants to do. I don't see anything wrong with him being in the video. He's a model so that's what models often do appear in videos.
If she wasn't dating him, she'd still have young gorgeous models in her video. It's not like she'd have a 55 year old fat bald person in her video if she wasn't with him. So if she is going to use a young gorgeous model. why not use someone she likes.
Maybe she's having fun with him and likes being with him. Not every relationship has to be a life long match. So if she likes being with him, why not work with him in the video.
She has often put her friend in videos. Debi Mazar was in Deeper and Deeper.
Because she's 53 and he is young enough to be her son and/or grandson. It makes her look even more ridiculous. Lourdes should get her POA as soon as possible.
80s and 90s gays loved Madonna for her music, the last few years she was loved for making out with Britney and introducing the world to kaballah, after 2010 the gay kids won't even know she did music in the first place. I'm not entirely convinced that's a bad thing.