This fake commercial airs before the Aqua Team Hunger Force movie and offers some friendly advice on how to be a considerate movie-goer. We're especially fond of when the demon gum drop swears,
If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.
This shit's the hottest song since that "Read A Motherfucking Book" PSA.
[Via Best Week Ever, yo!]
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