Sexual confusion can be - well, confusing. Luckily, South African newspaper the Sowetan did some serious investigative work and found the "tell-tale" signs every one should know.

One inside source, a gay student named Kefiloe Tobagale testifies:

It’s mostly in the way they project themselves, the colors they go for, the television programs they prefer and so forth.

They like to sit with one bum on the couch and like to keep their hands together. Their jackets are festive and their necks are always elegantly projected.
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Homosexual men are romantic and have always been associated with hair care and they like to lead by example.

For the uninitiated, tendencies can be foggy because I keep hearing things like internet obsession, but you can’t prove that.

No, no you can't…