Spencer Pratt To Be Stuffed In Gay Porn?
Michael Lucas Hungry For Fresh Meat
Michael Lucas has his eyes set on a new star. We hear from NewNowNext, who heard from In Touch, who probably heard from a publicist that Lucas wants to tap reality "celebrity" Spencer Pratt for one of his cocktastic skin flicks.
Says Lucas, "He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster. Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt." Well, at least someone other than Pratt thinks his life has meaning.
Lucas continues: "Trust me - I'll know how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see." We're not sure what part that may be, but Colin at NewNowNext suggests Pratt's corpse. Gnarly.
Pratt has, blessedly, turned down the offer.
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WHO?!?!?
exactly, i've never seen, nor heard of this person
Apparently he is an actor having some role in a programme in the U.S. called One Tree Hill or The Hill or some such.
I've never heard of him.
I'd rather see him than that bigot Lucas and his trout-pout.
How is this in any way a story worth posting? A porn producer wants some (no-name) guy to be in his film and the guy says no. Wow. Earth shattering.
I have a better scoop for you: I want to produce an amateur porn flick starring Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, and Gerard Butler. They all turned it down. Stop the presses!
Who? Why?
I'm in the States and had to look him up. Like Paris Hilton, he's "famous" by association only. The reality show he's on now is "The Hills," not to be confused with the teen drama "One Tree Hill."
He was also on "The Princes of Malibu," another reality show that was cancelled after only a couple of episodes.
In other words, he's nobody.