Michael Lucas Hungry For Fresh Meat

Spencer Pratt To Be Stuffed In Gay Porn?

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Michael Lucas has his eyes set on a new star. We hear from NewNowNext, who heard from In Touch, who probably heard from a publicist that Lucas wants to tap reality “celebrity” Spencer Pratt for one of his cocktastic skin flicks.

Says Lucas, “He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster. Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt.” Well, at least someone other than Pratt thinks his life has meaning.

Lucas continues: “Trust me – I’ll know how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see.” We’re not sure what part that may be, but Colin at NewNowNext suggests Pratt’s corpse. Gnarly.

Pratt has, blessedly, turned down the offer.

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