We always knew our colleague Cord would ruin this nation, we just didn't know it would be so soon.
Find out how he did it, after the jump…
Judgment Day Sure Looks Like Something to Look Forward To (13)
· what says: oh, yeah, I like my ginges too. »
· what says: I see some black men, but no Asian men. Overall a bland existence (or post-existence?) »
· SteveDenver says: Patrick, It appears there will be no blonde men, fat men, old men, black men or... »
The DNC Totally SCREWED US OVER in Maine. And Then Lied About It (36)
· 1EqualityUSA says: Dear Bill Perdue, It’s expensive to treat us with equality. Somebody... »
Is It Wrong to Refuse to Have Sex With HIV-Positive Men? (95)
· DeAnimator says: No. You’re not an asshole- you’re smart and actually care about your... »
The National Equality March Has $90k Leftover. What To Do With It? (31)
· Jay Pat says: 90K are you fucking kidding me? they should’ve paid for all our plane tickets... »
Naked Proof That Lady Gaga Is a Lady Saga (10)
· afrolito says: She’s still fug as hell though. »
Can’t A Television Show Say ‘Fag’ Anymore Without GLAAD Getting Upset? (79)
· Law says: Well I Would Just Like To Know Why You Bring The N Word Into It Since It Is Ok For Black... »
· Chris says: I agree with no. 61 Patrick on this. The argument that people do not connote... »
Jay Leffew Is Sorry For Attacking Davey Wavey, But Not YouTube’s Apathetic Gays (27)
· DaveUS-EricUK says: Wow… where even to begin with this one…. Mallard, you clearly have... »
This has been one of the most effective ads I have seen. I sent it to some people I know and they reported back that they loved it so much, they sent it to people THEY knew, who sent it on to even more people!
My partner got one of these yesterday. It is very funny, very slick and well-produced. Love the lady with the arthritic hip. But it looks like one of the phrases that's bleeped out is "cock-sucking". I've never understood that one. In my experience, cocks love to be sucked.
Aww Cord! WE still LOVE you!
-your reading public