THE COLBERT REPORT
Last night on The Colbert Report, America’s favorite faux pundit — fundit, if you will — weighed in on the
second coming out of NBA player Jason Collins, lamenting the loss of some of his favorite b-ball terms: “take it to the hole”; “jamming the rim”; and our personal fave, “Hey, let’s touch each other’s penises.”
Colbert then went on to discuss the final days of straight America, which, honestly, has had a decent run. It’s gay all the way from queer on out!
@Mark Jenkins: Dude, he is KIDDING. He plays a character who seems conservative on the surface, but is really just a method used to show how stupid they are. He makes awesome points, using sarcasm. Watch just 1 episode before you judge, it is easy to be fooled into thinking he really is a conservative if you just hear snippets lol.
“Yes, they are calling us hurtful names like bigot and homophobe, when we are just helpfully pointing out that they are deviant abominations who are going to hell. There is no need to get personal!” LOL example A.