This man knows what he wants: "Your ass deserves proper respect and worship. I am a deeply submissive slave – seeking a dominant and punishing male who needs a fart rag. Please put me to work worshipping [sic] your fumes! I like a dominant guy to force me to keep my face near his ass while he blasts me with his gas and laughs as I'm made to inhale." What's even crazier: this guy's willing to pay gassy gays. If only we'd eaten our Brussel sprouts! [C'list]
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It would be even hotter if the dominant and punishing male sharted.
Great, another living stereotype of the shit-eating faggot.
Imagine the proud mom and dad of this one :|
He should hang out at Mexican restaurants.
That Lady Bunny, she's too much
As much as I agree that passing gas is unerotic, as a queer people should we really be spending time publicly judging other people's deviant sex practices? This seems to me to be something best privately giggled about, not publicly ridiculed.
I've been searching for the proper Greek-derived term for a person whose fetish is smelling farts. Porda Long a – is a fart, so pordaophile would be it, I guess. Pordaophobe would be someone who is turned by the Dutch oven experience.