We’ve heard that straight men are a lot more bisexual than you might think, and science has even tried to explain why so many straight dudes fantasize about having gay sex, but when it comes to hetero daydreams about a same-sex encounter, who tends to pop up naked?
We asked Whisper to do a little digging. Here’s what they found:
Andrew Rankin
Heard it.
BJ McFrisky
Oh for chrissakes, get over your straight-guy infatuation, Queerty. Despite your left-field fantasies, they’re not secretly lusting after us.
roroking
STOP POSTING ABOUT STRAIGHT MEN IT’S SO EMBARRASSING FOR ALL OF US.
Zodinsbrother
If you fancy of the same sex, you are not straight even if you call yourself that for some absurd reason.
DannX68
The headline is loud and clear about what it is about. You don’t HAVE to click it if it annoys you 😉
Also, you really don’t have the right to tell a page that you visit for free to stop posting things you don’t care about. There’s a gazillion subjects on this page I don’t give a hoot about… and I just don’t click those articles.
Xzamilio
I was sitting on the couch next to my straight friend one night and we were drinking. Then we finished watching Frasier and he went to bed. End of story.
jwtraveler
Again?!
Jonty Coppersmith
I don’t know if these are really straight men writing these posts, but if they are for real then they are at least a little bisexual. Having said that I have to say that Matt Bomer, Zac Efron, and Bradley Cooper are quiet easy on the eyes.
Mmmrrrggglll
I would sleep with everyone of those dudes. Except Neil Patrick Harris.
Theonewhoismany
I will not bother to comment on the complete lack of validity to using internet comments as a study. Nor shall I mention how absolutely disrespectful this “article” is to the LGBT community. What I do take exception to and have steam coming out of my ears over is the assertion that science is somehow involved in explaining shower nozzle jerk off fantasies. I really have had my fill of idiocy passed of as science. What you have is anecdotal evidence, that can neither be verified, nor replicated. You also have no way of testing ANY of the hypothesis that would be involved correlating such things to actual activity in the human cerebral cortex.
Billy Budd
This is such an enormous amount of bull.
Paco
Wishing you looked as good as another man, now means you’re gay?
Deon Letsoalo
This site is more obsessed with “straight” dudes than I am with kittens, pizza and wine. Who the hell cares who their “man crushes” are -_-
SpunkyBunks
Are you kidding me with this crap? I think you threw in every male celebrity (hot and not-so-hot) under 40. Straight guys are not fantasizing about these narcissistic douche bags. Why would they with all of the free porn available on the web?
Sam Theman
My man crush is Zachary Quinto! Oh yeah, I am a gay man! LOL
LovelyLabyrs
I think these man-crush and girl-crush things are usually wrong because straight people are thinking about someone they would want to be, rather than someone they would want to be with.
Jimm Wiedeman
All fine choices ð??ð?¼
Travis James
This is so stupid.
Desert Boy
Straight me: the forbidden fruit. I love them.
jason smeds
I love it how the internet has made it possible for us to realize that many straight-identifying guys have same-sex fantasies. Before the internet, much of our information about human sexuality was controlled by the media, including the porn media. Now, as you know, the porn media is very biased against male-male sexuality.
You only have to look at the porn media to see how biased it is/was against male-male sexuality. Whenever it shows sexual relations between men and women, it was only girl-girl that was added, and not guy-guy. The adding of girl-girl but not guy-guy was an agenda driven by the sleazy straight guy fantasy and by female prostitutes.
Today, however, the natural and non-prostitution aspect of male-male sexuality is coming to the fore. About time.
tjr101
A straight guy will try to look like another guy if the other guy is good looking or has a fit body. A straight guy does not want to BE with another guy. The guys “surveyed” here are not straight they’re bi at best.
dave lopes
Most of the comments are about admitting that another man is good looking, or about wanting to be like that man, or about enjoying the company of that man.
Something straight women are allowed to feel about other women and to loudly disclose without any second thought about their sexual orientation.
Let’s not promote this sexist reality and let’s allow straight men to also express these feelings without fear of being labeled.
In my circle of straight friends, a man crush is not sexual.
Saint Law
@jason smeds: Porn is obv very important to you. Is that coz you’re too poor to pay for sex?
jwtraveler
Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Giselle Bundchen, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Charlize Theron. These are all incredibly beautiful women. I’m a gay man. I’ve never fantasized about sleeping with or kissing any of them, or any others. Just saying.
On the other hand, I’d go for almost all of the dudes pictured above.
Saint Law
It’s interesting to consider why this sort of same-sex pash is considered sexual when it’s straight male on male, but not when it’s gay male on female.
onthemark
@Saint Law: Jason is NOT too poor to pay for sex. Highway rest stops don’t cost anything.
tricky ricky
if your man crush is ryan gosling you ain’t a straight man you’re a girl.
I am Gay (just like you), Black, HIV-Positive, and Back Bitches!!!
@Saint Law: Shaming Jason, because he doesn’t use your method of sexual conquest you jealous whore? You have to pay for sex now? Ha ha ha!
And I bet you already knew that part about the rest stops too… Man you really don’t have any understanding of just how old, and lame it is to see your continual penis-envy over his sex life! Funny to see how you continually get worked up over all the men who still don’t even know that you’re alive!
And if your celebrity crush is really “gay male on female” as you claim then you can leave Queerty yesterday Nazi-prick!
Mary Nana Moyer
gay or straight, i dont care. i love me some bruno mars!
OhHellNo
And by ‘straight man’ they obviously mean ‘closeted bisexual’.
jkb
@roroking: I think your perspective on what is truly relevant in life is somewhat skewed. It’ll be alright dear…calm down.
Charlie in Charge
The world is in a pretty good place when straight guys can at least pretend to be ok with having sexy times with another dude. This is progress.
dustashed
My straight crush is Emma Watson aka Hermione. I’m gay through and through but she is just soo damn fine I’d definitely sleep with her.
See the inverse scenario can and does hold true. Straight men can have guy crushes the same way us gay dudes can have female crushes no matter how adamant we are of our sexuality.
tllthn89
They have good taste 😉 lol
tllthn89
Actually a str8 guy admitting he hates Justin Bieber but would do him is kinda hot. L