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Students React To Man Watching Loud Gay Porn In Library

Screen Shot 2014-07-24 at 11.28.41 AMWhat happens when a man sits down in the library to watch gay porn alone, not knowing his headphones are unplugged and broadcasting the glorious sounds of gay sex to everyone nearby?

Laughter, of course! This is happening in Europe.

Norwegian YouTube prankster FreddyFairhair, made famous by his notorious naked cruising videos, has captured the best reactions of students treated to the sounds of his library viewing material in the video below. They’re great, but not nearly as hilarious as the “gay lovemaking” sounds themselves, created by two straight dudes who obviously have never had or heard actual gay sex. (“Slower?” Who asks to go slower?)

Don’t forget to check out the raging boner at 2:15:

Still not sure what a “turtle orgasm” is? Prepare to have your life changed:

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jul 24, 2014
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  • 11 Comments
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      A shame the hard-on was most likely as fake as the rest of it. Love the European reaction.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      Um, I ask to go slower sometimes…

      Jul 24, 2014 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sfbeast
      sfbeast

      I like how they are all laughing.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • doug105
      doug105

      No wonder the Japanese are always so excited when Gamera shows up.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      @vive: Ur such a woman.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sammy Schlipshit
      Sammy Schlipshit

      Too bad we don’t live in such a civilized society. Here in the states the SWAT team would have shown up.

      Here’s another by that guy….he who dreams are made of….

      Sorry but it’s about breeders…but funny none the less…plus I could look at that boy all day long….

      Jul 24, 2014 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @doug105: No kidding

      Jul 24, 2014 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Hahahaha, it`s remind me myself LOL.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @masc4masc: Ur such an inconsiderate %#@*&@$^.

      Jul 25, 2014 at 11:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      4masc4masc, your premature ejaculation problems are making you bitchy I see.

      Jul 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LuckyboyLA
      LuckyboyLA

      Breeders? Still, really? And where are new queers supposed to come from, the cabbage patch? I too could watch Freddy’s ass and long hair all day w/o a care to who he screw. He’s adorable. As was the wheezy little turtle. I’ve seen the males banging shells B4 but never the cute little sex noises. He’s trying so hard, giving it his all. Turtle Porn?

      Jul 26, 2014 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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