Suck This!

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We get a lot of press releases, but rarely are they as interesting as the one that just arrived. There’s a new movie making the rounds called Suckin’ It, which depicts “five great-looking guys” doing the seemingly impossible: sucking their own dicks. Yeah, that’s right.

The whole release – an inadvertent pun – can be read after the jump, but we thought we’d share our favorite bit with you:

Suckin’ It! has been anonymously created by one [of] gay porn’s most prolific filmmakers. With perhaps 1,000 motion pictures under his belt, the director has assumed the clever moniker One Eye as his nom de porn for this first film from fledgling studio Big Cyclops. His technical expertise and skill working with novice performers gives the finished film a fine professional polish.

“A fine professional polish?” It seems to us the polish comes less from the director and more from the actors themselves. Obviously it takes a lot of flexibility for one to fellate one’s self. Sure, we’ve tried, but gave up after a few unsuccessful goes. To want to suck your own dick so badly that you’re willing to practice until you get it right? That just seems sort of creepy.

Full release after the jump…

For Immediate Release
September 6, 2006

Media inquiries contact:
954-491-1414 x 122
[email protected]

SEXUAL SELF-SERVICE
Suckin’ It! Showcases Taboo Auto-Fellatio

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Five erotic do-it-yourselfers take matters into their own mouths in Suckin’ It!, the debut motion picture from Big Cyclops. The new studio bows with a handsome quintet of men who have perfected that most elusive of sexual skills: sucking their own cocks.

Extreme flexibility is an absolute must for this most extreme of self-pleasuring. Each actor is able to deliciously engulf his engorged penis. Suckin’ It! is a glorious & fascinating foray into this most taboo of the masturbatory arts.

Famed sexologist Alfred Kinsey estimated only two or three out of a 1,000 can perform the act, clinically known as autofellatio. It’s a lonely job. But, somebody’s doing it. Thanks to Suckin’ It, viewers get to witness five great-looking guys that are willing to exhibit their self-sucking skills. The young men eat their meat and swallow their sperm with a relish. Test screenings of Suckin’ It! have left audiences awestruck by the hardcore action.

Suckin’ It! has been anonymously created by one gay porn’s most prolific filmmakers. With perhaps 1,000 motion pictures under his belt, the director has assumed the clever moniker One Eye as his nom de porn for this first film from fledgling studio Big Cyclops. His technical expertise and skill working with novice performers gives the finished film a fine professional polish.

Suckin’ It! is presented by Big Cyclops, a part of 3MD Productions. The company owns & operates numerous adult films studios: 11EEE Productions, Anaconda Studios, Drive Productions, L.A. Heat Video, Stable Entertainment, Stable International, No Cover Productions, and Dark Thunder.

To learn more about Suckin’ It!, or any of the motion pictures from the studios of 3MD Productions, visit http://www.3MDProd.com.

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