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Super Hot, Super Hard Boners On Full Display For Vice’s “Groin Gazing”

student-smallVice, cultural online magazine and beacon of all things slightly-SFW, has published a hard-hitting photo series observing — in it’s natural habitat — one of the most breathtakingly beautiful subjects a photographer could ever hope to shoot: The Boner.

Yes, hardened male dick is the star of “Groin Gazing“, a series by photographer Claire Milbrath and styled by Mila Franovic, which consists of several tight shots framed around hard dick begging to break free from restrictive jeans, underwear, and sweatpants.

The anonymous and visibly aroused models are styled to represent a number of different dudes, from “The Skater” to “The Stoner,” “The Businessman” to “The Pool Boy,” and every “Boy Next Door” and “Boyfriend” in between. If you want to fall asleep reading how HuffPo thinks this is some scientific statement about and “male gaze,” or how Jezebel thinks this is about “female desire,” go ahead and click those links.

If you’re just here for the dick, scroll down or check out the full series over at Vice.

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The Hunter

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The Skater

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The Basketball Player

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The Artist

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The Boyfriend

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The Student

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Mar 5, 2014
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  • 13 Comments
    • Niall
      Niall

      Student looks like he has a lumpy dick.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      The boyfriend is hot.

      But the student? That’s just a guy with a cold and a bundle of tissues in his pocket.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • karl61058
      karl61058

      Does anyone else see that these all look like the same guy in different clothes? Looking at the hands it seems that it is.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      Fake. All the dicks are remarkably the same size and perfectly straight.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matthew Tharrett
      Matthew Tharrett · Queerty Editor

      @karl61058: According to the Vice article, there were only three models that posed for all the photos. It’s possible I posted all photos of the same model here, but the photos aren’t labeled, so there’s no way to know for sure.

      Unless, of course, you’re a dick analyst…

      Mar 5, 2014 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sammy Schlipshit
      Sammy Schlipshit

      Boring and stupid….been done for years…and often better.

      Those girls need to get out more….and have more friends who are gay.

      Hells bells, this site has more interesting ‘bulge’ shots than those.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JennyFromdabloc
      JennyFromdabloc

      I think these are hot, especially the hunter and baller. The sexiest moment is right before full reveal.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 4:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      All well and good, but without a view of the face, I’m afraid it’s a no go for me.

      Mar 5, 2014 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bottom72
      bottom72

      I love checking out men’s crotches. I love scopping out erections.

      Mar 6, 2014 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Your comment is awaiting moderation. Our system might have erroneously auto-flagged your comment as spam; if so, we’ll fix it quickly. Or maybe you previously abused your commenting privileges, violated our Comments Policy, included a link to a known SPAM/harmful site, posted comments that detracted from the conversation, or have been repeatedly flagged by other users for being a jerk — in which case we won’t publish your comment.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 8:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Matthew Tharrett · Queerty Editor
      @karl61058: According to the Vice article, there were only three models that posed for all the photos. It’s possible I posted all photos of the same model here, but the photos aren’t labeled, so there’s no way to know for sure.

      Unless, of course, you’re a dick analyst…

      Jun 10, 2014 at 8:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      @Matthew Tharrett:

      Jun 10, 2014 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sammy Schlipshit
      Sammy Schlipshit

      Boooorrrrrrring. One could find more eroticism just by googling photos of Jon Hamm.
      Nothing titillating about any of those photos.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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