THE SHOT — We haven’t been shy about how True Blood‘s Joe Manganiello makes our groins quiver. The sexy beast is featured in July’s issue of GQ, and we can’t wait to lick those glossy pages. Now if only someone could photoshop those skinny girls out of the photos…
I am so sick of GQ’s heteronormative soft porn pictorials. As far as I’m concerned, the editors of GQ can go fuck themselves. They’re peddling homophobic, heteronormative garbage.
Message to the editors of GQ magazine: you’re not welcome in the GLBT community. Go peddle your garbage elsewhere.
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I tried getting my abs like that one time by winding dental floss three times around my middle but only ended up looking like the Michelin Tire Man. …Oh well.
I was wondering if I licked his belly really, really fast would it sound like putting one’s tongue in a window fan. Not that I would do either…I’m married (at least in few states). Still, it sounds nice — not the fan of course.
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No. 2 gave sent me to Bonerville.