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Survivor: Nicaragua‘s Shannon Elkins Was Just ‘Protecting My Butthole’ From Sash

I’m not a homophobe and I’m not a sexist. … As far as the gay bashing, I didn’t bash any gays. I didn’t say, ‘I hate gays.’ I didn’t say, ‘Gays are stupid.’ I stereotype, my brother. It’s like the show ‘Waterboy,’ people think we [people in Louisiana] ride airboats to work, we have no teeth, and we wrestle alligators for a living. Well people from Louisiana think people from New York are either in the mob or gay. I stereotype like everybody else stereotypes. … I was concerned that he was gay and I was protecting my butthole. … I don’t have to ask Sash if he’s gay. Look at the kid, he’s gay. He kept on and on telling me I was a liar. He should have kept his mouth shut and he wouldn’t have been called out in front of America.

—Survivor: Nicaragua‘s Shannon Elkins, the self-professed non-bigot who’s approaching his fame clock of 14:58, on his real fear of tribemate Sash, who he tried outing during Tribal Council

EARLIER:
Survivor’s Shannon Elkins Only Tried Outing Sash To Prove He’s a Liar Too

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By: JD
On: Sep 27, 2010
Tagged: Matthew 'Sash' Lenahan, Outing, Reality TV, Shannon Elkins, Survivor, Survivor: Nicaragua

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No. 1 · afrolito
Yep, he’s a homophobe…and stupid too.

Sep 27, 2010 at 11:09 am · @Reply ·
No. 2 · 7
Straight guys swear we all want to rape them. Wonder what Freud would have to say about this.

Sep 27, 2010 at 11:17 am · @Reply ·
No. 3 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
If I were him I would be more concerned with protecting my pec implants…. :p

Sep 27, 2010 at 11:27 am · @Reply ·
No. 4 · whatever
So…articulate.

Sep 27, 2010 at 11:48 am · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Cam
So he’s not a homophobe but was just “Protecting his butthole”. Wow, yeah, Score one for Louisianna there.

Sep 27, 2010 at 12:30 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · Hilarious
He would’ve been better off keeping his mouth shut. Before people just thought he was stupid. Now without a doubt no one can deny he’s a homophobe.

Sep 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Cassandra
“I was protecting my butthole. …”

Of course, Shannon doesn’t want his alligator to get jealous, thinking he’s been sharing the goodies with just any body.

Sep 27, 2010 at 1:36 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · NAP79
Still, maybe he’s smart to protect his butthole. He’s pretty hot and I’d take it by force if it was freely given. Homophobes like this guy usually end up making the best power bottoms.

Sep 27, 2010 at 1:46 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · nelson
“Methinks the lady doth protest too much”

Sep 27, 2010 at 2:05 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · sweet cheeks
he needs to protect his butthole from my tongue

Sep 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Qjersey
@7:
I find it funny that the stereotype is the week femmy gay and somehow that gives us super strength to rape a straight guys butt.

Most gays I know would rather blow a straight guy than fuck him.

Sep 27, 2010 at 2:51 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · fifi
Shannon’s video response:

Sep 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Kieran
I think Butthole Elkins has had his fifteen minutes already. Let’s put him in a training bra and send him on his merry way.

Sep 27, 2010 at 5:49 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Baxter
This guy’s a douche, but Sash is pretty gay.

Sep 27, 2010 at 6:02 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · scott ny'er
@Hilarious: Yep. I was on the he’s stupid only train. Now he’s stupid AND a homophobe. What a douche.

Well, at least I don’t have to defend him anymore.

Sep 27, 2010 at 6:36 pm · @Reply ·
No. 16 · scott ny'er
@Baxter: Sash said he wasn’t gay, so we have to respect what he says.

But yay, I think he’s gay too.

Sep 27, 2010 at 6:40 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · MR
Um, I don’t know which guy is which, but the guy in yellow shorts, it appears his crotch is blurred. I wonder why?

Sep 27, 2010 at 7:19 pm · @Reply ·
No. 18 · McMike
@MR: They were doing that too on The Amazing Race when they were showing gay guys in their underwear and, yet, they weren’t blurring it out when they were showing the straight guys.

Sep 27, 2010 at 7:45 pm · @Reply ·
No. 19 · MR
@McMike: Really?!! Does that mean Mark Burnett knows something that hasn’t been confirmed for the viewing audience? Yellow guy is blurred. Red guy doesn’t appear to be.

If what you say is true, I’ll chalk it up to that whole gay-guys-are-hung-better fact.

Yeah, I wish.

Sep 27, 2010 at 7:50 pm · @Reply ·
No. 20 · McMike
@MR: Actually there was a study done which indicated gay men actually have bigger packages. I came across a news item a couple of years ago, at least, about it however they were saying, I think, the study could have been flawed because it was “self-reporting”. On that note, though, I don’t think gay man have the corner market on exaggerating their supposed size.

Actually this was easily Googled:
http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/11/04/size

Sep 28, 2010 at 12:03 am · @Reply ·