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Suze Orman Knows It Gets Better, Particularly If You Have An Impressive FICO Score

Here’s how Suze Orman’s It Gets Better video has a great chance of blowing up: Get Kristen Wiig to record a spoof of the clip, and then have Craigery Morning lip-synch it. That, or have Suze follow it up with some stats about how if you invest just $100 the next time you’re bullied in school, by the time you’re an adult it’ll be worth enough to buy the house next door to your childhood bully and have your dog shit on his lawn every single day.

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