It wouldn't be a Halloween without some constrained cocks! Our friend over at Pretty On The Outside has been keeping his eyes peeled for famous penises and offers this report card on his findings. We have to object to Spencer Pratt's A-. That's clearly a B. As for Adrian Grenier, POTO says, I'm not quite sure what's going on down there, but I appreciate the effort." Agreed.

On a related note, POTO wants you to check out his other site: Pretty At A Distance, which offers a collection of absolutely frightful drag creations.

• Adrian Grenier of Entourage fame was spotted at the gay bar Starlight buying drinks. "He said he was just there with a gay friend," reports a spy to the Daily News. His gay BOYfriend, perhaps?

• Robbie Williams shakes his pecker. Via Andy via Trent.

• Janet Jackson has an 18-year-old child who has been raised by sister Rebbie. Thank God Michael was not involved.

• A Jell-O version of San Francisco has been unveiled. Makes sense, you know, rainbow colored and fruity.

• Across the country lower class and middle class queens are outraged. Broadway shows top out at $110 a ticket.

• Liz Smith says the Roxy is closing next year. Across NYC The Gays weep. Thanks Brian.