Eternal Queerty crush Adrian L. Acosta dawned his Amnesia Sparkles wig recently to offer this brief Oscar exclamation. The easily offended may want to turn away.

• Yeah, Christ's birth isn't big on our list of religious celebrations, but we do love Mariah Carey's carnal enthusiasm for the holiday!

• British gays taking advantage of civil partnerships.

• Did Beyonce and Jay-Z get married? Sources say "Yes!" Other sources say "No!"

• Adrian L. Acosta talks - and talks! - about taking his mother to a gay bar.

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It all started a few weeks back, when we wrote on Sydney's Drag Industry Variety Awards. Always curious about the queers, our straight pal Cord Jefferson of Mollygood mused, "I've always wondered what I'd look like as a woman." We made his dreams come true…

We're not good with makeup, so we called living legend Miss Understood and old (old!) friend Adrian L. Acosta to transform Cord Jefferson into Princess Cordless.

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