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In 2006, Brad Pitt told Esquire that "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able", but according to this puff piece interview, the couple will now get married when their kids ask them to. A few caveat's here: Brad Pitt not only donated $100,000 to the No on 8 Campaign, he's wearing a gay porn star's mustache to show solidarity with the gay community. Also, it's Angelina Jolie, talking to the Italian version of Vanity Fair, not Pitt , who said that they will marry when the kids start asking about it. So, it's entirely possible that Jolie has been unaware up to this point that the reason she's not Mrs. Brad Pitt is because of the gays. Of course we all know the real reason Brad and Angie aren't married is that Jennifer Aniston still has another six years left on her post-nuptial "Let's have a tabloid fight to drum up publicity every time I have a new project out" contract. Whoops, did we say that out loud? |
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Well, some people Hollywood muckraker Ian Halperin got the low down from the "discreet" madame. Here's his short, sweet explanation: I met “Renata” when I posed undercover as a gay actor in Hollywood last year. She came up to me at a Starbucks and tried to recruit me to work for her." That's how we meet all our sources, too. Meanwhile, Halperin names more names, and none of them are very surprising, ie: Charlie Sheen and Jack Nicholson, who apparently likes it "lewd." Angelina Jolie also allegedly called in for "hot female escorts with tattoos." |
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They're precious, they're cute, they're the new Shiloh. Bow down and grovel, pesky pedestrians. |
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Everybody had an opinion. Everybody was a spectator. And everybody wanted in. |
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The Democratic power couple have finally made it now that tab-rag Us Weekly gave them their coveted cover, right next to Angelina's pregnant sex stories and an extensive report on Mrs. Hulk Hogan romance with a man half her age. 'Tis a proud moment in American politics - and a sure fire way to grab some new lady voters! Now, who wants to place bets on when a black couple - or black person! - next grace the weekly's cover? |
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[Simmons] has ended years of speculation in the hope of raising awareness of African adoption. Well done, Simmons! And we totally support your mission. We warn you, however, Madonna and Angelina are very territorial, so you may want to sleep with one eye open. |
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After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood's ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop. The American Family Association would not approve of such genital shenanigans. |
» Angelina's Lesbianic Seduction?
There may be a new chapter in Angelina Jolie's lady loving past. Stunt woman Misty Cooper alleges that she and Jolie - who previously smooched actress Jenny Shimizu - had a steamy affair: Angie wanted to sleep with me as much as I was so desperate to get her into bed… You could cut the sexual tension with knife." Cooper also claims Jolie seduced her, which sounds like something else you could cut… [FlyNet via MG] |
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• New York Blade takes a closer look at Cruising. • Larry Craig's family has dubious past, including statutory rape charges. • Footballer Graeme Le Saux isn't gay, but he knows the pain of anti-gay jibes. • Giorgio Armani on "power dressing": I think power dressing today is about self-expression rather than uniformity or conformity. It is about having the confidence to express your own identity. So there has been a 180-degree turnaround from the 1980s. I think that is a very positive change. This from the man who hasn't changed his black t-shirt in 5000 years? |
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Pop Star To Take Turn At Acting
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Poor Shimizu may want to think again. So, does Pitt worry Jolie will stray? She did, after all, break up his marriage to Jennifer Aniston. Jolie swears he's got "blind faith" she'll remain faithful, “He lets me talk to whomever I want." The stunning actress, who once had a fling with lesbian model also tells Public that she'll be Pitt's as long as he "stays sexy," which shouldn't be that hard for the legendary leading man. |