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• We're total suckers for shameless self-promotion, so we readily agreed to Roger Kuhn's request to post this video: "What's Your Name?" The track's on Logo's Online Click List, but Kuhn's shooting for the televisual stars. If he gets enough votes, Logo will play the video on tv. Do you think Kuhn deserves it? If so, vote for him! If not, ignore this and move on. • Stereohyped asks: "Are Nooses The New Black?" Let's hope not. • Does Genre EIC Neal Boulton have an original thought in his head? Career history says "no". |
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Hits Below The Belt
Regardless, Coulter dishes on getting her hair did, Rush Limbaugh's legs and the Ann Coulter Barbie doll - "Her skirt is "actual size," says the despicable politico. Of course, no interview would be complete without a little John Edwards gay-baiting:
Wait, Ann Coulter wears panties? How does she keep the tentacles in place? |
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Talking Head Needs Vocabulary Lesson
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MC: [Sensuous Woman co-star Ian Harvey's] a trans-guy. He's F-to-M. It's funny, 'cause it's true. Except for the crush bit. We'd rather fuck sandpaper, which, we imagine, would be a lot like fucking Ann Coulter. Head over to virtual matter for the entire interview. |
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Fun With Photo Shop!
Thankfully, some photo-shop lovers over at Paris Hiltron have taken it upon themselves to illustrate what Posh, Becks, Sarah Jessica Parker and other assorted celebs would look like as typical Americans. As you can see, David and Victoria look more like mum and dad than soccer stud and sexy singer. Not only has Paris Hiltron provided us with a much needed belly laugh, but they've confirmed our Larry King suspicions. If the chatter-box weren't working for CNN, he'd be a grandmother who spends her last days arranging dying flowers. The silly site, which we found thanks to old friend !!omg blog!!, also offers us a glimpse in Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's respective, entirely fitting futures. Have a laugh - especially at Ann Coulter - after the jump. |
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• Will Brazil-based, Natal-born soccer player Richarlyson come out of the closet this weekend. All signs - and insiders - point to "yes". • Our George Clooney fantasies just went out the window. |
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The gay-marriage loving mama called Hardball with Chris Matthews to dig into conservacunt Ann Coulter for her less-than-politically correct attacks on John Edwards, as well as Coulter's loathsome wish that Edwards would die in a terrorist plot. |
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• Keith Olbermann names voter/gay scandal-ridden political, North Carolina Representative Patrick McHenry "worst person in the world". • Trans activists in Massachusetts are pushing for a bill to lift their 100% natural rights. (Get it?) • Fred Phelps and his rootin' tootin' Westboro Baptists are gearing up to protest Reverend Jerry Falwell's funeral. From GodhatesAmerica.com: WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like 'God loves everyone'. The nerve! |
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• Outrage! outraged over Ghana's anti-gay laws. They best be careful, lest they have another Nigeria controversy. [UK Gay News] • Arkansas advanced a bill to ban gay adoptions. Fuckers. [Arkansas News] • Mr. Show on reparative therapy. [QueerSighted] • Where's The Simpsons Movie premiering? Springfield, of course. Which Springfield? That depends on which one's got the most Simpsons love. [Houston Chronicle] • Lesbians love Amy Winehouse and her drunken ways. But, really, who doesn't? [AfterEllen] • Matt Sanchez had a little chat with Michelangelo Signorile. Joe from Joe.My.God's totally got the audio. Best if taken with a grain of salt and a whole lotta disbelief. [Joe.My.God] • Gay veteran and Don't Ask activist, Eric Alva to General Peter Pace: "Judging gay men and women in the military for factors unrelated to their fitness to serve undermines our military's effectiveness." [Pink News UK] • HRC said something, too. [HRC] • General Peter Pace to world: "I admit I shouldn't have said anything, but I'm still not apologizing to a bunch of immoral butt fuckers. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck Ann Coulter up the ass." [HuffPo] • Finally, a friend sent us the video for a German toilet commercial. Let's just say it makes us reconsider how, where and when we do our next line of blow. See for yourself, after the jump… |
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Head on over and find your favorite, print it out, color it, then crumple it in a ball and shriek,"Why do I listen to everything Queerty says?" Then answer your own question, "Because they're so fucking awesome!" Do this ten times and you'll fine tremendous fortune. Ignore our directive and face certain doom! |
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We think the CPAC should hire black-faced character Shirley Q. Liquor. Something tells us they'll have loads to discuss. |
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• We wanted to post the music video for M's New Wave classic, "Pop Muzik", but some schmuck disabled its embedding code. So you're just going to have to watch it the new fashioned way. [YouTube] • Speaking of YouTube - Turkey lifted its silly ban. [The Age] • GLAAD has officially entered the war against Ann Coulter, but have the tides already turned? [San Francisco Chronicle] • Patrick Letellier may not like running, but that didn't stop him from trotting along to fight AIDS. [MSNBC] • Anglican priest Shawn Sanford Beck may have lost his job for supporting gay-marriage, but he's not about to change his mind. Well, done, Beck. Sorry about the job thing, though. Think about it this way - you're a total martyr. [Winnipeg Sun] • Fuck! We totally missed trans activist and professor Jenny Boylan's appearance on All My Children! [TMZ] • Egads! A British man lost sight in one eye after a gay attack. [Gay UK] • Down-low: the myth that would not die… [Slate] |
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• Lance Bass is writing a memoir not-so-cleverly entitled Out of Sync. [Entertainment Tonight] • Gawker wants you to rename it. [Gawker] • Meanwhile, Bass' ex's (Reichen) ex and former Amazing Race contestant, Chip Arndt, hopes to raise 100,000 to fight AIDS. Cool, right? What's not so cool is that his correspondent MySpace page plays "Here Comes The Sun". What about Michael Jackson's Ryan White memorial tune, "Gone To Soon"? Too depressing? Okay, what about "You've Really Got Me" by The Kinks? Oh, wait… [MySpace] • Largo's would-be city womanager Steve Stanton's still deciding whether to appeal his firing after announcing impending sex change. [St. Petersburg Times] • No more gay only bars in England. Contrary to what you may think, this is a good thing… [Pink News UK] • Universal Press Syndicate vows to continue publishing Ann Coulter's column. [TPM] • No Idol for The View. [TMZ] • Holy fucking shit!! Stonewall reopens in 5 days! OMG! We're totally hyperventilating! Hurry, someone remind us how much we don't care!! [NY Observer] • Don't forget Good Times tonight at eastern bloc with guest DJ's Baby C and Sparber. Details and some pics from a previous installment, after the jump… |
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As we mentioned yesterday, our friend Andy Towle claims to have dated the icon formerly known as Rod Majors. Sanchez, however, insists he's straight as an arrow: JMG: Do you consider yourself gay? Hmm, either Towle's confused (which we doubt) or Sanchez is a total phony. Oh, wait, we knew that already. Of course, there's always the possibility that Sanchez didn't consider poor Towle a "boyfriend", but just a fuck buddy. Sorry, Towle, but something tells us you'll survive. Sanchez may not be a cocksucker (except when he's getting paid…and filmed), but he does support Ann Coulter's recent faggot flinging: I personally wouldn't have used the word faggot in public like that. That said, Ann made a joke and that's just what she does. I wouldn't want her right to speak breached in any way. The complaints from all these pissed off people is hilarious. I know Ann gets a kick out of being a provocateur, and these hissyfits will probably figure in her next article. That is if there is a next article… Oh - and, yes, Sanchez has a book in the works. No, he doesn't want to talk about it. Related: Conservative Hero Totally Gay For Pay |
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"Faggot" is one of the nicest things the hateful Lefties have called me. There is no more vicious hate speech than that of the gay Left. I’m sure this column will prompt another wave of it. Hmm, we're not sure which we prefer, actually: being mentioned in the same sentence as a presidential or as a former escort turned fake journalist turned conservative mouthpiece. Quite a toss-up… (PS: We can't wait to see what he has to say about Matt Sanchez.) For more Jeff Gannon fun, check out Jack E. Jett's gay grilling. |