• We're total suckers for shameless self-promotion, so we readily agreed to Roger Kuhn's request to post this video: "What's Your Name?" The track's on Logo's Online Click List, but Kuhn's shooting for the televisual stars. If he gets enough votes, Logo will play the video on tv. Do you think Kuhn deserves it? If so, vote for him! If not, ignore this and move on.

• Stereohyped asks: "Are Nooses The New Black?" Let's hope not.

• Does Genre EIC Neal Boulton have an original thought in his head? Career history says "no".

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We're not exactly sure why, but Paper deployed "socialite" Fabian Basabe to interview Ann Coulter on fashion. Sure, Coulter looks nice in a black skirt, but so does our collective mother, so we're not convinced the conservative pundit really deserves a sartorial platform.

Regardless, Coulter dishes on getting her hair did, Rush Limbaugh's legs and the Ann Coulter Barbie doll - "Her skirt is "actual size," says the despicable politico. Of course, no interview would be complete without a little John Edwards gay-baiting:

FB: You frequently appear in short skirts. Whose skirts do you like this season?

AC: Hmmm, I'm not sure. What's John Edwards wearing? We seem to wear the same panties.

Wait, Ann Coulter wears panties? How does she keep the tentacles in place?

Amidst all the Larry Craig coverage, one voice has remained eerily silent: Ann Coulter. We were beginning to wonder if the anti-queer conservative had missed the media boat. It turns out Her Vileness was simply on vacation, but rest assured she's back in full swing. And, yes, slinging some words on the aforementioned Craig coverage.

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Bless Margaret Cho. The 38-year old actress talks shit like a goddess. Appearing on The Stephanie Miller Radio Show promoting her new off-broadway show, The Sensuous Woman, Cho offers her unedited - and dead-on - thoughts on conservacunt Ann Coulter. And, like so many conservations about Coulter, this one starts discussing female-to-male trannies:

MC: [Sensuous Woman co-star Ian Harvey's] a trans-guy. He's F-to-M.
SM: Maybe he's the only one who knows the answer to the question: what is Ann Coulter? What is she, exactly?
MC: I don't even know. I don't even know. She's terrible, though. I just think she's such a tennis lesbian. She just looks like your tennis instructor you have a crush on, but you can't help it, because you hate her…

It's funny, 'cause it's true. Except for the crush bit. We'd rather fuck sandpaper, which, we imagine, would be a lot like fucking Ann Coulter.

Head over to virtual matter for the entire interview.

The wild world of celebrity sure can seem exotic. We see endless pictures of our favorite stars jetting to-and-fro, gobbling up free gifts and partaking in glamorous activities, such as black face. While it's great to fantasize about joining their astronomical ranks, it's even more fun to fantasize about them joining our pedestrian gutter.

Thankfully, some photo-shop lovers over at Paris Hiltron have taken it upon themselves to illustrate what Posh, Becks, Sarah Jessica Parker and other assorted celebs would look like as typical Americans. As you can see, David and Victoria look more like mum and dad than soccer stud and sexy singer.

Not only has Paris Hiltron provided us with a much needed belly laugh, but they've confirmed our Larry King suspicions. If the chatter-box weren't working for CNN, he'd be a grandmother who spends her last days arranging dying flowers.

The silly site, which we found thanks to old friend !!omg blog!!, also offers us a glimpse in Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's respective, entirely fitting futures.

Have a laugh - especially at Ann Coulter - after the jump.

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• Intern Joseph swears Jason Fox's "Aunt Jackie" will not only be the next big summer jam, but will change the course of dance forever. We're not convinced. Are you? (We do, however, like the track.)

• Will Brazil-based, Natal-born soccer player Richarlyson come out of the closet this weekend. All signs - and insiders - point to "yes".

• Our George Clooney fantasies just went out the window.

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Elizabeth Edwards just became our favorite person.

The gay-marriage loving mama called Hardball with Chris Matthews to dig into conservacunt Ann Coulter for her less-than-politically correct attacks on John Edwards, as well as Coulter's loathsome wish that Edwards would die in a terrorist plot.

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• It was all about the Good Times last night at the eastern bloc-housed, Chris Bell-spun, Queerty-loved, Svdeka-soaked weekly party. Check out some pictures over at Twerking and plan your pose for next week. Same gay place. Same gay Good Times.

• Keith Olbermann names voter/gay scandal-ridden political, North Carolina Representative Patrick McHenry "worst person in the world".

• Trans activists in Massachusetts are pushing for a bill to lift their 100% natural rights. (Get it?)

• Fred Phelps and his rootin' tootin' Westboro Baptists are gearing up to protest Reverend Jerry Falwell's funeral. From GodhatesAmerica.com:

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like 'God loves everyone'.

The nerve!

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• There's a scourge wreaking sartorial havoc on gay communities - men who refuse to age gracefully. Pretty scary, right? Don't worry, Patrick Huguenin can help. First, you have to decide where you're coming from and where you want to go. We're leaning toward a rake (pictured). Pretty sexy for a sketch, no? [Genre]

• Outrage! outraged over Ghana's anti-gay laws. They best be careful, lest they have another Nigeria controversy. [UK Gay News]

• Arkansas advanced a bill to ban gay adoptions. Fuckers. [Arkansas News]

• Mr. Show on reparative therapy. [QueerSighted]

• Where's The Simpsons Movie premiering? Springfield, of course. Which Springfield? That depends on which one's got the most Simpsons love. [Houston Chronicle]

• Lesbians love Amy Winehouse and her drunken ways. But, really, who doesn't? [AfterEllen]

• Matt Sanchez had a little chat with Michelangelo Signorile. Joe from Joe.My.God's totally got the audio. Best if taken with a grain of salt and a whole lotta disbelief. [Joe.My.God]

• Gay veteran and Don't Ask activist, Eric Alva to General Peter Pace: "Judging gay men and women in the military for factors unrelated to their fitness to serve undermines our military's effectiveness." [Pink News UK]

• HRC said something, too. [HRC]

• General Peter Pace to world: "I admit I shouldn't have said anything, but I'm still not apologizing to a bunch of immoral butt fuckers. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck Ann Coulter up the ass." [HuffPo]

• Finally, a friend sent us the video for a German toilet commercial. Let's just say it makes us reconsider how, where and when we do our next line of blow. See for yourself, after the jump…

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We decided to do partake in a little more self-indulgence and sift through Slate's collection of Ann Coulter-related cartoons. Mike Luckavich's offering may be our favorite. We can't decide between this one and another depicting her as a rattlesnake.

Head on over and find your favorite, print it out, color it, then crumple it in a ball and shriek,"Why do I listen to everything Queerty says?" Then answer your own question, "Because they're so fucking awesome!"

Do this ten times and you'll fine tremendous fortune. Ignore our directive and face certain doom!

Something tells us the Conservative Political Action Conference won't be inviting Ann Coulter to speak at next year's gathering. To help them avoid any further controversy, the jokesters over at Bay Windows - "New England's largest GLBT newspaper" - have some fresh suggestions.

We think the CPAC should hire black-faced character Shirley Q. Liquor. Something tells us they'll have loads to discuss.

• Thats right folks! You can own a piece of history - hooker-turned-activist Mike Jones is auctioning off his old massage table. And, no, he's not keeping the money - it's going to charity. The current asking price's $500. Someone out there must be willing to top that…get it? [eBay]

• We wanted to post the music video for M's New Wave classic, "Pop Muzik", but some schmuck disabled its embedding code. So you're just going to have to watch it the new fashioned way. [YouTube]

• Speaking of YouTube - Turkey lifted its silly ban. [The Age]

• GLAAD has officially entered the war against Ann Coulter, but have the tides already turned? [San Francisco Chronicle]

• Patrick Letellier may not like running, but that didn't stop him from trotting along to fight AIDS. [MSNBC]

• Anglican priest Shawn Sanford Beck may have lost his job for supporting gay-marriage, but he's not about to change his mind. Well, done, Beck. Sorry about the job thing, though. Think about it this way - you're a total martyr. [Winnipeg Sun]

• Fuck! We totally missed trans activist and professor Jenny Boylan's appearance on All My Children! [TMZ]

• Egads! A British man lost sight in one eye after a gay attack. [Gay UK]

• Down-low: the myth that would not die… [Slate]

• Friendly warning to America's Next Top Model's Nigel Barker - the kids from New Now Next have been stalking you. We don't think you're in any danger, but you may want to be careful when/how/where you do your stretches. Also, if some faggots ask you to spot them, throw the poor boys a bone. Especially if you're wearing short shorts. [New Now Next]

• Lance Bass is writing a memoir not-so-cleverly entitled Out of Sync. [Entertainment Tonight]

• Gawker wants you to rename it. [Gawker]

• Meanwhile, Bass' ex's (Reichen) ex and former Amazing Race contestant, Chip Arndt, hopes to raise 100,000 to fight AIDS. Cool, right? What's not so cool is that his correspondent MySpace page plays "Here Comes The Sun". What about Michael Jackson's Ryan White memorial tune, "Gone To Soon"? Too depressing? Okay, what about "You've Really Got Me" by The Kinks? Oh, wait… [MySpace]

• Largo's would-be city womanager Steve Stanton's still deciding whether to appeal his firing after announcing impending sex change. [St. Petersburg Times]

• No more gay only bars in England. Contrary to what you may think, this is a good thing… [Pink News UK]

• Universal Press Syndicate vows to continue publishing Ann Coulter's column. [TPM]

• No Idol for The View. [TMZ]

• Holy fucking shit!! Stonewall reopens in 5 days! OMG! We're totally hyperventilating! Hurry, someone remind us how much we don't care!! [NY Observer]

• Don't forget Good Times tonight at eastern bloc with guest DJ's Baby C and Sparber. Details and some pics from a previous installment, after the jump…

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We don't want to call Matt Sanchez a liar, but we've just been reading over Joe.My.God's short interview with the gay porn star-turned-conservative soldier and we can't help but feeling that something's rotten in the state of Douchemark.

As we mentioned yesterday, our friend Andy Towle claims to have dated the icon formerly known as Rod Majors. Sanchez, however, insists he's straight as an arrow:

JMG: Do you consider yourself gay?

SANCHEZ: Boyfriends: 0 Fiance: 2 Wife: 1. I'd say I'm pretty bad at being gay.

Hmm, either Towle's confused (which we doubt) or Sanchez is a total phony. Oh, wait, we knew that already. Of course, there's always the possibility that Sanchez didn't consider poor Towle a "boyfriend", but just a fuck buddy. Sorry, Towle, but something tells us you'll survive.

Sanchez may not be a cocksucker (except when he's getting paid…and filmed), but he does support Ann Coulter's recent faggot flinging:

I personally wouldn't have used the word faggot in public like that. That said, Ann made a joke and that's just what she does. I wouldn't want her right to speak breached in any way. The complaints from all these pissed off people is hilarious. I know Ann gets a kick out of being a provocateur, and these hissyfits will probably figure in her next article.

That is if there is a next article…

Oh - and, yes, Sanchez has a book in the works. No, he doesn't want to talk about it.

Related: Conservative Hero Totally Gay For Pay
Matt Sanchez Speaks Out!

People are still all sorts of pissed about Ann Coulter's faggot flinging, making the biggest stink since that Tim Hardaway thing. But gay Republican Jeff Gannon seems to think liberals deserve a little criticism, too:

"Faggot" is one of the nicest things the hateful Lefties have called me. There is no more vicious hate speech than that of the gay Left. I’m sure this column will prompt another wave of it.
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If anything, faggots should be offended by being mentioned in the same sentence as the sleazy trial lawyer.

Hmm, we're not sure which we prefer, actually: being mentioned in the same sentence as a presidential or as a former escort turned fake journalist turned conservative mouthpiece. Quite a toss-up…

(PS: We can't wait to see what he has to say about Matt Sanchez.)

For more Jeff Gannon fun, check out Jack E. Jett's gay grilling.