• Paris is a pussy. The jailed heiress was on the verge of a mental breakdown, so coppers let her out of jail and gave her 45 days home detention, instead.

• Does the Bible endorse trans folk? The Advocate's Joanne Herman says, "yes": "In Matthew 19:12… Jesus describes three types of eunuchs—those “which were so born from their mothers’ womb,” those “which were made eunuchs of men,” and those “which made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake.”

• AfterEllen and its readers name the 100 Hottest Women in the World. The L-Word's Leisha Hailey takes the top slot, while Catherine Deneuve brings up the rear.

• Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes, who are accused of murdering rival producer, Bryan Kocis, will remain in jail until their extradition hearing.

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Ellen Barkin and her lips hosted last night's Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards, where Proenza Schouler tied with Oscar de la Renta for the prized womenswear top honor.

Oprah Winfrey, meanwhile, presented Ralph Lauren with American Fashion Legend Award. During his acceptance speech, Lauren told the crowd, "Stick to your guns and enjoy what you're doing. … American fashion is just starting." Not by the looks of these stunning guests…

Stars turned out dressed to the nines, and then some.