AussieBum hopped on the eco-friendly train by unveiling a new line of bambo undies, which use less water and regrows faster than cotton. While competitors C-IN2 and 2xist also have similar lines, neither has a commercial that makes a harder argument for earth friendly skivvies. And, yes, we're being dirty.

Feeling a little antsy waiting for the great escape from office hell? Yeah, us, too. Or, we were until we saw this video from tonight's episode of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency in which Dickinson, The Abbey owner, David Cooley and blogging brother Perez Hilton hold a little audition for aussieBum underwear. Needless to say it's eye-popping, among other body parts.

Speaking of body parts, we have to warn you that Hilton tries to teach the models a thing or two and grabs his penis. You may want to avert your eyes. It's pretty unsettling.

(Also, don't be alarmed if the video takes a few seconds to load. The 21st century ain't what it's cracked up to be…)

You may have head that aussieBum, the wildly popular underwear line founded by Sean Ashby recently launched a new "wonderbra"-esque brief deemed "The Wonderjock". In case you can't put it together (which we doubt), the penis-enhancing panties push, pull, and prod the boys into the most eye-popping bulge. Well, eyes and other things, too.

Well, actually, we don't really care that much, but we were chatting with a friend recently about the various undies marketed specifically and/or aggressively to the homos, i.e.: Aussie Bum, 2xist, and Ginch Gonch to name a few.

While we love a good pair of slut skivvies, we've always been partial to fairly simple briefs. Perhaps a fun design or color, but nothing too garish. What can we say? We think they're sexy. (Although, there is one particular man who can rock a pair of 2xist briefs like whoa, but nevermind…)

Anyway, we want to know what you think: do you go the extra mile to make your penis more interesting than it already is or do you keep your shit stream-lined?

Inquiring minds want to know.

(As an aside, we've pictured the aforementioned Wonderjock above. It's worth noting that the model actually has a vagina. Now, that's wonderous…)