• Margaret Cho returns to television with a Fox sit-com. Let's hope the netwok's execs are nothing like the weight Nazis over at her former TV home, ABC. If so, they may insist the already trim Cho dwindle down to the size of its malnourished star, Mischa "Skeleton" Barton.

• A former homo male nurse is accused of offing several gay men, chopping them up, and then tossing the bits along a New Jersey freeway in little plastic baggies. And you say serial killers aren't creative nowadays.

• Fabian Basabe gets pissy if people say his old man is broke, but is totally okay with being labeled a queer. We just call him annoying as all hell.

• RuPaul and Lady Bunny will be in WeHo this weekend for the Kimberly S CD release party at Factory. Work it.

• We don't think the new study that says gays love snapping up Volvos, Volkswagens, and BMW's makes us sound shallow and materialistic. It makes us sound stylish and materialistic.

In this day and age, nothing brings about social change faster than the way you spend the almighty dollar. So if you’re in the market for some new wheels, why not buy a car from a company that treats the community with a little respect and not like George Bush on wheels.

Gaywheels.com helps you narrow down your options. The site compares the different automobile companies and points out which “offer domestic-partner benefits to their GLBT employees, no matter where they live or work in the US.”

Enemies include Hyundai, BMW and (gasp!) even the very car driven by our favorite very, very straight hobbit – the MINI!

So, you can’t get the beamer or the mini, so what? They’re both kinda’ over anyway.

Go for the Audi A4, Volkswagen Jetta, or if someone else is paying, the Porsche Carrera. You can’t find a closer friend to Dorothy than that.