• A little lesson on the race card. Rules apply to the gay card, too.

• Why do straight men continue to confuse being gay with being losers?

• Gay refugees hope the United States shows them some asylum love. Poor, delusional souls.

• This says it all:

The director of a prominent soccer club insinuates on national television that a player on a rival team is gay. The player sues for slander and goes on TV to deny being homosexual. A judge causes an uproar by saying gays don't belong in Brazilian soccer.

The judge later corrects himself,

Not that a homosexual can't play soccer. He can, but he must form his own team and federation, setting up matches with those who want to play against him.

Ew, who'd want to play footie with a faggot?

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• The New York Blade sounds off about people sounding off about Amanda Lepore's appearance at the HRC NYC dinner.

• The kids at BWE offer their view on former The View host Meredith Vieira's Diane Saywer lesbian fantasy fueled appearance on the Daily Show.

• The Feds have launched a search for Lou Pearlman, the man who helped launch N'Sync.

• The Concerned Women of America are concerned that Tim Hardaway's comments about hating gays will detract their gay hating movement, which uses love to hate. It's very progressive.

• Congress ain't down with Bush's plans to have troops down on the ground down in Iraq.

• We were supposed to post these pictures of the Jimmy Im-endorsed, Svedka/Queerty-sponsored, eastern bloc-housed, Wednesday-nighted party, Good Times, yesterday. Unfortunately, we got all sorts of thrown off by Tim Hardaway and that whole mess. So we're posting them now, in lieu of Queerty ReBUTTal, after the jump. Now featuring a special Mad Libs section!

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We don't like murder. It's an injustice of morality and makes us sad. Thus, we weren't feeling so hot after that John Canora story (one-down, honey). For a bit of a boost, we surfed on over to our foolish friends over Best Week Ever, because they have a post about comedic musical duo, Stuckey and Murray's new music video, "Mark Foley, Holy Moley".

We'd love to post the video, but we can't do everything for you lazy butts (plus they haven't the code yet). We can say, however, that it involves a singing, guitar-strumming Mark Foley and teenage page, loads of booze and insanely obvious (yet just as funny) rhymes. Plus, quotes from his infamous im conversations. What could be better?

In honor of the pretend Mark Foley's new career as musical performer, we've reposted the just as infamous (okay, not really…but it should be) picture of the real Mark Foley with Kelly Clarkson. If you don't remember what we said, click here for a blast from the sarcastic past!

We could be totally behind the ball on this one. And if you’ve seen it, then please forgive us. But we were just sent this clip from our buddy Tom. It’s Tom Cruise on Oprah.

Only this time, she gets it right. Major Giggle.

Tom Cruise on Oprah: The Way It Should've Been [Best Week Ever Blog]