• Brad Pitt might get more than just a couple of orphaned kids if and when he marries Angelina Jolie. He'll also get a third wheel. [The Sun]

• That gay cowboy movie you'll end up seeing about five or six times before Christmas has just wrangled up a whole bunch of trophies. [Reuters]

• Don't count on that home HIV test being out anytime soon. The last thing a queer needs is getting a false positive at home. [SF Gate]

• Boston College canceled a school-sponsored dance that was to have benefited an AIDS charity citing conflict with church teachings. Next on their list is distribution of chastity belts to the entire student body. [Boston Globe]

• Please join us in giving a big flaming welcome to Jossip's new editor, Corynne Steindler. Don't let the cute innocent smile fool you. We hear she's just as cutthroat as their previous editor. (We keed! We keed! We love her already.) [Jossip]

• We spotted an Abercrombie-clad Jake Gyllenhaal at M Cafe in Hollywood yesterday lunching with a girl we think we can safely assume was only an assistant. Here's further proof that slender Jake really enjoys regular macrobiotioc meals.

• Robbie Williams takes the Tom Crusie course of action when accused of being a homo. Sue 'em. And win.

• AMERICAblog has unearthed some interesting info about the identities of two Ford officials who met with AFA last week to discuss pulling ads from gay publications. Ford insists its decision was purely a "business" decision. Well we're insisting our boycott is a "business" decision as well.

• France only allows artificial insemination for straights, so dykes in that country are running for the Belgian border in order to get shot up with man juice.

• Boston College has requested a school-sponsored dance lose its gay theme. We don't see why. The only students that show up to those things are fags and fag hags anyway.