Brad Pitt's family photos are finally ready for public consumption…

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Of all this election season's ridiculous stories, one of the most memorable must be John McCain's ridiculous "celebrity" commercial campaign.

Hoping to diminish opponent Barack Obama's respectability, McCain portrayed the Senator as a tabloid idol on the same level as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. That tactic, like so many others, blew up in his face. Even Paris Hilton was making fun of him!

As sad as that may have been for McCain, the candidate had the right idea: rank-and-file Republicans aren't too keen on Hollywood, where it's all glittery and liberal. Stars and celebrities do not have American values, what with their headline grabbing divorces and bastard children. It's sick!

Well, none of those people will be surprised to hear that a number of Hollywood's elite have come out against Proposition 8, a ballot measure intent on overturning gay marriage in California.

Steven Spielberg and Brad Pitt - who has at least three illegitimate children - have both donated large sums of money to fight the measure. And now Pete Wentz - a gay-friendly singer who knocked up his girlfriend Ashley Simpson - dedicated his name and donated his dough to the good, gay fight. Though he hasn't specified a dollar amount, the singer did describe Proposition 8 as "fucking lame," a profanity social conservatives most likely frown upon.

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The Mormons have been dominating the Proposition 8 fund raising, but Hollywood's elite are doing their damndest to counter right wing attacks.

Director Steven Spielberg and his actress wife, Kate Capshaw, join Brad Pitt and other A-listers in donating to the fight against Proposition 8, a measure seeking to reverse this year's gay marriage win. Upon making their $100,000 donation public, Spielberg and Capshaw had this to say:

By writing discrimination into our state constitution, Proposition 8 seeks to eliminate the right of each and every citizen in our state to marry regardless of sexual orientation. Such discrimination has NO place in California's constitution, or any other.

You can tell they're serious by the fact that they capitalized "no."

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People magazine today releases its $15 million pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new twins.

They're precious, they're cute, they're the new Shiloh. Bow down and grovel, pesky pedestrians.

The birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new twins — son Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline — is not just the second coming of Jesus, but also the culmination of nine months (longer, if you count the speculation period) of a gossip industry frenzy.

Everybody had an opinion. Everybody was a spectator. And everybody wanted in.

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Angelina Jolie is pregnant with not one, but two of Brad Pitt's babies.

You either love or hate Chris Matthews (pictured, younger). There's really no middle ground with this MSNBC newsman. Some complain that he's too smug. Other's find him disinterested. We, for the record, love him. First of all, he's cute. Second of all, he talks gay all the time, like last night, when he addressed our nation's comedic obsession with Larry Craig and bathroom cruisers.

Matthews first brings up a talking Craig doll and then offered a clip of Boston Legal's James Spader defending William Shatner in a lewd conduct arrest. Says Spader: "We‘re actually sitting in a courtroom wasting tax dollars because my client had gas. He was constipated."

From there Matthews veers toward that George Clooney/Brad Pitt toe-tapping send-up and ends his brief segment with this:

Isn‘t it great how we Americans can laugh at—even at the most desperate of human acts?

My own response to the Craig story is to side with gay marriage. If we don‘t respect people, how do we expect them to respect themselves? Anyway, that‘s just my reaction.

And that's exactly why we love you, blondie.

George Clooney and Brad Pitt took a pot shot at Larry Craig. Literally. George Clooney couldn't attend the American Cinematheque ceremony honoring Julia Roberts. Rather than leaving an empty void where a tribute should be, Clooney sent along a little video. Marc Malkin reports:

George Clooney wasn't able to make it, but he sent a video tribute. Gushing over his Ocean's costar while sitting in a bathroom stall, Clooney suddenly found himself in a Sen. Larry Craig situation. Someone was in the next stall trying to tap shoes with the Hollywood hunk.

When Clooney jumped up and quickly opened the stall door next to him, he found the culprit to be Brad Pitt!

A wide-eyed Pitt joked, "I have a wide stance."

Um, right.

This isn't the first Larry Craig send up unleashed upon the world. And, we're sure, it won't be the last. If Craig has done anything productive during his Senatorial tenure, it's vanquish the once ubiquitous Brokeback references.

Television's about to get a bit more queer - and with a surprising supporter: Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt is taking his business to the small screen, taking his first stab at series TV, according to Variety.

He will exec produce FX drama 4 oz., an unusual and ambitious drama is about the metamorphosis of a man who realizes he is a transsexual.
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4 oz. tells the story of a married male gynecologist, who shares a medical practice with his father, with two sons whose life takes a radical gender turn.

Also attached? Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy, as well as the medical series' writer, Brad Falchuk.

Brad Pitt's down in New Orleans sans Angelina for a little good-hearted community service.

The super star's lending a helping hand by building Katrina victims new homes, thus quenching his fame-induced guilt and, as a bonus, providing Today with an exclusive, totally un-PR related interview.

Don't you love when one hand washes the other after a hard day of construction…

Brad Pitt's prick be magic. The superstar's equally stellar lady, Angelina Jolie, told French mag, Public she's quit clit for Pitt: "I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life." Someone better tell Jolie's former lesbian lover, Jenny Shimizu. The model and actress once told The Sun,

There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be. I think we will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex.

Poor Shimizu may want to think again.

So, does Pitt worry Jolie will stray? She did, after all, break up his marriage to Jennifer Aniston. Jolie swears he's got "blind faith" she'll remain faithful, “He lets me talk to whomever I want." The stunning actress, who once had a fling with lesbian model also tells Public that she'll be Pitt's as long as he "stays sexy," which shouldn't be that hard for the legendary leading man.

• Ocean's 13 stars Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, as well as producer Jerry Weintraub received stars on the walk of fame today. Of the honor, Clooney remarked:

I have got to say, I must say, if I had to be on my hands and knees with three other guys, I can't think of three better guys to do it with.

For some reason we think he's said that before…

• Once a staunch supporter of the Defense of Marriage Act, Hillary Clinton told the HRC queer questionnaire she'd like to dismantle the federal government's role in marriage law. Does this mean she's moving toward full endorsement of state-based same-sex marriage? Hardly.

• South Africa's "first comprehensive lesbian website" debuts. What's a comprehensive lesbian? Is that like versatile?

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