You're probably thinking, "Why is this cowboy giving a sheep a heart-shaped chocolate box?" The answer's quite simple: they're in love. Or, at least, that's what a French woman thinks as she misinterprets her friend's description of Brokeback Mountain in a commercial for France's Canal Video. Take a look - you could probably use a laugh.

(PS: Shout out to reader Jérôme. You're just swell.)

• Brad Pitt might get more than just a couple of orphaned kids if and when he marries Angelina Jolie. He'll also get a third wheel. [The Sun]

• That gay cowboy movie you'll end up seeing about five or six times before Christmas has just wrangled up a whole bunch of trophies. [Reuters]

• Don't count on that home HIV test being out anytime soon. The last thing a queer needs is getting a false positive at home. [SF Gate]

• Boston College canceled a school-sponsored dance that was to have benefited an AIDS charity citing conflict with church teachings. Next on their list is distribution of chastity belts to the entire student body. [Boston Globe]

• Please join us in giving a big flaming welcome to Jossip's new editor, Corynne Steindler. Don't let the cute innocent smile fool you. We hear she's just as cutthroat as their previous editor. (We keed! We keed! We love her already.) [Jossip]

• Ann Coulter's speech at UConn was interrupted with jeers from the crowd but she still managed to showcase her prejudiced side by saying she'd tell her own gay child that he was adopted. With those man hands and horse face, adoption might be the only way for her to have kids.

• The more we learn about The Pope, the more we learn how so very different we are from him. Celibacy is not "boring?" Um, no.

• A tranny has been denied a counseling job in British Columbia, which seems like such a foolish decision. Everyone knows that trannies give the best advice.

• Bryan Singer doesn't believe in the casting couch. He believes in the casting hot tub.

• We're not shocked GLAAD has endorsed Brokeback Mountain, just shocked that it's actually newsworthy.