Boy queen Chris Crocker, who's looking more and more like the haunting spectre of a Top Model reject, went against his promise to quit YouTube and on Friday uploaded to the video sharing site an endorsement for That One, Barack Obama.

The whole thing is more or less a grating disaster, but it is nice to see a Democratic voter fighting idiotic faux patriotism with idiotic faux patriotism: "Anyone that's not voting for Barack Obama does not care about our country and is not American."

Full video after the jump.

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Horrific attention whore Chris Crocker announced a new project today.

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That headline works on so many levels, none of them vaginal…

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What a tangled World Wide Web, huh?

As you all heard this morning, Perez Hilton and fellow blogger JJ Jaxson had a series of conversation in which Hilton goaded Jaxson into making and distributing a self-promoting sex tape.

We don't have any video, but we do have the transcripts of four conversations between the boys, some of which contain a few NSFW pics - and very lewd, unflattering language. The gents talk cock, Chris Crocker, meeting up, how to send an anonymous tip - all sorts of stuff.

Enjoy second-hand infamy, after the jump…

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Attention, attention!

Britney fan and anti-anti-gay admiral Chris Crocker has now officially become a ubiquitous gay icon. Exhibit A: this snap shot of the top three Google-sponsored links for the the word "gay".

Please make a note of it…

Uber-queer Chris Crocker makes an expletive-laden return to YouTube this week.

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• Paris Hilton made a press appearance in Korea this weekend. And so did her lipstick smeared teeth.

• Chris Crocker wants us to leave him alone. We will, just as soon as he stops assaulting our culture with his attention-seeking absurdity.

• John McCain's 95-year old mother takes jab at Mitt Romney.

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• We don't know how long this witch montage took, but pointy hats off to the creator! Oh, and great Eartha Kitt song!

• Chris Crocker wants to be Britney Spears: crotch flashing and all. Warning, this shit ain't cute. Nor is it safe for work.

• Cuban queers form rights group.

• This is fucked up! The Federal Emergency Management Agency (aka FEMA) held a fake press conference about the California fires. Again, fucked up.

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Britney Spears' most mentally-imbalanced fan Chris Crocker "performed" in Las Vegas last night. Though we originally detested this kid, we're actually kind of appreciating his existence.

That's a far cry from "enjoying his existence," but we can kind of dig that people like/exploit him.

Crazed Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker took to the stage this weekend. The "television star" stripped down for a very special - and horrific - performance of Spears' single, "Gimme More". And, sadly, received a warmer reception than Brit's tragic performance.

Internet "celebrity" Chris Crocker finally fessed up to posting nude pics of himself online.

For days now I have been bombarded with messages about the nude photo scandal. The truth is, I was young and stupid when I took those pictures. So young in fact that I was 17 at the time.

I do not condone anyone underage or of age to post nudes, but in my own personal defense- I had a lot of alone time in the last half of my teen years, [I was home schooled] and when you're young self-discovery..happens.

Ah, yes, the old home schooling defense…

Crocker goes on to say he's "truly embarressed" for himself and his family. See? He should have gone to public school…

David Lynch's new commercial for Gucci's perfume proves the luxury giant's scent should only be worn by e-tards with a flair for the dramatic. Or Chris Crocker.

We recently suggested that internet "celebrity" Chris Crocker could be a "future trans hero".

Soon after, The Stranger's Eli Sanders sent us an excerpt from his Crocker profile:

Around us in the restaurant, heavyset men inch their way along the breakfast buffet and women in loose sweatshirts share the latest gossip. Chris seems perfectly at ease and self-possessed, only lowering his voice, and then only lowering it slightly, when we talk about his femininity. "It's not like I'm a woman inside a man's body or anything," he says. "But I'm definitely more feminine than masculine."

No shit, Crockpot.

Despite Crocker's assertions, we weren't convinced of his erectile abilities. We are now. Former Queerty editor Frank Griggs just sent us appear to be pictures from Crocker's ManHunt page. Crocker claims they shots are phony, but we know bologna when we see it!

Maury Povich, whose show refuses to die, recently hosted crazed Britney fan Chris Crocker.

Andy over at Towelroad posted the video of the future television star and, we have to admit, this appearance sort of changed our minds about the kid.

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