We know you theater fags are mourning Rent's incomprehensible closing, but we've got some news that may make your day. Rosie O'Donnell will pen and perform an autobiographical solo show! Hoo-blah!

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• Britney Spears loses kids. (As if you didn't see that one coming.)

• Mark Foley scandal still stinking up GOP.

• Focus on the Family activist wishes American Psychological Association would be more tolerant of ex-gay therapists.

• Cindy Adams does not appreciate foreign people coming to melting pot that is New York.

• Wow. The Spice Girls' London concert sold out in 38 seconds. Again: wow.

• Ridicule: more powerful than a nuclear bomb?

• Scottish and Mexican Anglicans want gay inclusion.

• Gay History Project growing.