Did Clay Aiken divulge more than he planned in an interview with US?
People don’t want to have [my sexuality] pushed, people who are living in Omaha or in Charlotte or wherever. They don’t want stuff like that pushed in their face. I don’t think that’s necessary and that’s also not what I’m here for.
This begs the question, of course, why are you here, Clay Aiken?
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The Center For Disease Control went on high alert today after Clay Aiken and Rosie O'Donnell exhibited symptoms of severely annoying silly face. Though initially thought to be gay face, these images prove there's something for more sinister at work.
The Vatican has also been called in for good measure.
Be. Very. Afraid.
  
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Rosie O'Donnell and girlfriend Kelli Carpenter made a Clay Aiken sandwich yesterday.
We're suddenly not feeling very hungry…
 
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» Gay-Ish Blind Item Madness
You can interpret that headline anyway you like, but the answer's got to be Clay Aiken: "Which singer turned Broadway star is miserable along the Great White Way? Although he privately gripes that he hates the show he's in, he has to ride out his contract." [NYDN]
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Those of you looking to seduce Clay Aiken should save your energy. The singer tells New York he's practically a eunuch: "I just don't have an interest in [relationships]…I just don't have any desire." Why are we not surprised?
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American Idol loser turned Spamalot actor Clay Aiken appeared on The View this morning. Rather than talking about anything of substance, Aiken and the gals jump straight into the real meat: Aiken's favorite hair style! Grrrrl!
The conversation then turns into whether Aiken is "tired". Short answer? Yes.
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Head In Sand...
Singer and Spamalot "actor" Clay Aiken headlines earlier this week for his unbelievably catty Newsweek interview. Now Aiken has made more awkward moments with Time Out NY:
What do you make of people nagging you about the “gay” thing?
I think the majority of the American public cares less about it than reporters like you do.
Has anyone ever confronted you about it in public?
I can’t come up with any specific incidents. But I’ve been called everything in the book at some point or another—gay, ugly, nerdy, fat.
Oh, Clay! You're not fat.
We can't say whether Aiken's a fag, but we have our suspicions. Consider his response to whether he coined "Claymates": "I didn’t really like it at first. I was like, Oh my God, how tacky! But now I think, If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. We’ve fully embraced it."
Exactly.
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"I’d hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people."
All that eyeliner's gone to Clay Aiken's head! The Spam-a-lot star turned demon diva during a recent Newsweek interview, particularly when the journo brought up that Kelly Ripa rumble:
What about the Kelly Ripa thing?
I’m not going to discuss it.
Did you think it was homophobic?
I’m not going to discuss it.
What do you want to talk about?
I think we’re done.
Can we talk about something fun?
No, we’re done. I thought Newsweek would be more reputable. I’m surprised.
But I think people are curious about it.
It was a year ago. This is Newsweek. It’s not the National Enquirer. I’d hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people.
We’re just having a conversation.
Change the subject! I’d never take a job where I had to do something that I didn’t want to do.
What about all those Ford commercials on American Idol?
That wasn’t a job.
It was part of your job.
It wasn’t a Ford commercial. It was a music video. It was a completely different thing..
Aiken also says that he doesn't watch Idol, because it's like "high school football" and he doesn't need to "keep going to the football games." You sure, don't Clay…
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The Role He Was Born To Play?
In an effort to destroy aspiring actors' dreams, Mike Nichols hired American Idol rejectoid Clay Aiken to play Sir Robin in Broadway's Spamalot.
Saying they're lucky to have Aiken join the cast, Nichols also insists:
Clay Aiken is amazing beyond that glorious voice. Turns out he is an excellent comic actor and a master of character. People will be surprised by his wide ranging talent, since the first impression is of great country charm and a singer to remember. This guy is not only a star, he is a lot more.
Actually, we believe that Aiken's an "excellent comic actor". He's been playing the same knee-slappingly campy role forever, if you know what we mean.
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Singer Continues To Skirt Issue
Clay Aiken continues to avoid discussing his cock sucking ways. John Paulus, the man who claims to have bedded the American Idol reject, says otherwise. He wrote an email to the Miami Herald which reads:
It's unfortunate that in their desperation, Clay Aiken fans would take a sarcastic retort that I made in response to their ludicrous assertion and construe it as a statement of fact. Again, there was never a legitimate recant made by me nor will there be. I stand by the story as reported by the National Enquirer and as told by me on the Howard Stern Show.
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In interviews back in September 2006 with Diane Sawyer, and Larry King, when questioned whether or not he was gay, Clay Aiken declined an opportunity to provide a direct yes or no answer. In an interview given to People Magazine in the Fall of 2006 he was once again asked the question and again he chose to equivocate and not give a definitive yes or no reply.
His current refusal and equivocation to the question provide credibility to my assertions. Those using his 2003 Rolling Stones interview as evidence of his heterosexuality do so in desperation.
Cue angry Aiken fans…
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• Best lede ever? "To the average man, his penis is one of the most important things he owns. At an early age he discovers it and immediately becomes fascinated by it." Does one really own their own body?
• Another look at HRC's national dinner.
• Nancy Pelosi's speech from said HRC national dinner.
• Texas Stonewall Democratic Caucus president Shannon Bailey stays after blow job scandal.
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God!
Sorry, we don't mean to raise our virtual voice, but - seriously - why? We were willing to overlook the "SexyBack" cover, but Clay Aiken attempting to vogue really makes us question your motives. Do you have some sort of divine plan you're keeping a secret? Could Satan be behind this one?!
Many kisses,
Us
PS: We have to say, God, Aiken's backup singer's reaction at the end truly is heavenly. Good work on that one!
Queerty,
Yes, I know, not one of my better moments. Remember, though, forgiveness - and gravity - make the world go 'round.
Stay golden!
Your friend,
God
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Dear God,
Queerty here. Remember us? Yeah, it's been a while. We're turning to you because, well, we're stumped. No, not the tired "What is the meaning of our gay lives?" We've got bigger fish to fry: why does Clay Aiken think he can pull off Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack"?
Bestest,
Us
Dear Queerty,
He can't. And he's a repeat offender.
Your pal,
God
PS: That's the reason why Idol The Musical closed after one night. Even I'm not that judgmental.
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And Gucci Gave Up On Sex
• Clay Aiken fans take their obsession to the extreme-ly dorky!
• British gay Asians, Arabs get own website. MySalaam.com founder Simran explains the site's name: "I chose the name salaam because it is a word of greetings, peace and love that is shared by many peoples of Middle Eastern and Asian heritage."
• Gay radio is all the rage!
• Windows Media President Peter Polimino leaving for "personal reasons" (read: company's tanking). To be replaced by three "co-presidents" (read: patsies).
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Clay Aiken may deny his homosexuality, but there's no denying what's happening between these lines:
Clay Aiken and a bevy of male chorus dancers partied into the wee hours at Cain nightclub over the weekend.
The group was celebrating the forthcoming Off-Broadway show, "Idol: The Musical" which is all about Clay and his "Claymates," the fans who love him. The guaranteed-to-be-a-classic show begins previews July 5.
Spies say the group ordered multiple bottles of Snow Queen vodka and poured into cabs together after a long night.
Snow Queen vodka, huh? Guess they were out of semen sangria.
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