What will they think of next? Concerned Women of America sent out a very panicked press released accusing the gays of "jamming" Sally Kern.

Apparently they don't understand how we jam, because they define it as "the public smearing of Christians, traditionalists or anyone else who opposes the "gay" agenda." Actually, we've never even heard the term "jamming," unless they're referring to reparative "Doctor" Joseph Nicolosi, who refers to "jamming" as "the juxtaposing of the radical gay message with a pleasant face." Perhaps the CWA got their circuits crossed?

Projected misnomer aside, the CWA stands firm with their girl Kern: "CWA is proud to stand alongside Rep. Kern and thanks her for the bold stand that she has taken for our state and for our nation." Bold, indeed - getting secretly tape recorded…

A right wing nutter got all genocidal while speaking with Concerned Women For America boy man, Matt Barber.

Good As You has the entire audio of Barber's appearance at the non-profit's "Cultural Conference," but features the above snippet of a man's maniacal solution to gay bathhouses:

I'm wondering there might be a possibility that we should encourage the homosexuals and the lesbians to do more and more and more of this bathhouses, no matter where it is and maybe they will destroy themselves…

The remark got a good chuckle, of course. They must assume all the gay folk a. have deadly, contractible diseases and b. grace bathhouses.

You know when a dog starts gnawing on a mystery object and simply won't let go? Yeah, that's kind of what's happening with the right wing and the "super staph" reports…

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Yesterday’s news from those oh-so Concerned Women For America that Mattel is “promoting gender confusion" among children” through a Barbie.com poll had us up in arms (well more like chuckling. Ok, you got us. We had the worst laughing fit since Tyra Banks dressed up as Paris Hilton for halloween last year).

When asking for the child’s sex, the poll’s options include a response of “I don’t know.” How dare our favorite childhood make such a goof? It's just terrible.

Mattel has since fixed what they describe as a monstrous technical error.

But in all seriousness, we don’t see why they haven’t been up and arms over Ken all this time. Even as grade schoolers, his smoothed over and penis-free crotch area made us realize at a very young age that he was a post-op trannie.

Exhibit A after the jump.

Barbie Accused of Being Part of the Transgender Movement [ABC News]
Concerned Women For America [Official Site]

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• After reading that Madonna doesn't watch TV, it's a little shocking to hear that she just "loves" MTV's Pimp My Ride Still, we can't wait for her new music video. [Sky Showbiz]

• The more accepted homosexuality becomes in India, the more male hustlers (who only cost about as much as a couple of packs of gum) sprout up all over the country. [DNA India]

• The UK is going to make Special K extra, extra special. It’ll soon be classified as a class C drug. [Reuters UK]

• Concerned Women For America are here to tell us that not only does Barbie give young girls a body image complex but the plastic bitch is responsible for turning kids into trannies. [365 Gay]

• Gay rights lawyers are suing those party poopers who want to put an end to same-sex marriage in Massachusetts. [Reuters]