Anti-gay presidential candidate Alan Keyes ditched the Republican Party and may sign up with the Constitution Party. Neither side, however, seems sure the romance will take off. Said Keyes: They're considering me, I'm considering them. We have so much in common that I find it hard to believe we won't be able to work out a common basis for working together." It's really a perfect match, because neither Keyes nor the CP has a chance in hell of winning the presidency. [USA Today