• Larry Craig's family has dubious past, including statutory rape charges.

• Footballer Graeme Le Saux isn't gay, but he knows the pain of anti-gay jibes.

• Giorgio Armani on "power dressing":

I think power dressing today is about self-expression rather than uniformity or conformity. It is about having the confidence to express your own identity. So there has been a 180-degree turnaround from the 1980s. I think that is a very positive change.

This from the man who hasn't changed his black t-shirt in 5000 years?

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Cruising can be pretty confusing. Luckily, Squirt.com, the site Larry Craig used to find his toilet tryst, provides a handy-dandy list of trolling etiquette. Our favorite? "Keep a Cruising spot alive and hot by keeping it clean."

This doesn't mean avoiding raunchy, dirty sex! It means taking away whatever you bring in.

No one, not the general public or other Cruisers, want to see the mess you left behind. Throw out your condoms, lube packets, tissues and whatever other tricks of the trade you brought in!

Garbage left behind by Cruisers ruins perfectly lovely public spaces, alerts local community members and police about Cruising activities, and is the fastest way to close down a hot beat. Besides which, filthy spots are hardly a turn on!

Funny, we thought filthy spots were the draw…

Scores of gay men in Sydney will have to find a new place to get their rocks off other than a Myer toilet.

Apparently, the men's room there has been closed due to what The Sydney Morning Herald calls "rampant homosexual activity".

Management at Myer's Sydney city store in Pitt Street closed its level one toilet to the public because men were using it as a meeting point, often having sex in sight of other users.

Goodness gracious! Gay men having sex in a bathroom? They must be monsters!

Now, we don't understand is what qualifies as "rampant homosexual activity"? We're assuming that doesn't mean just poppers and blowjobs. From what remember, such things weigh as a measly "significant homosexual activity" on the internationally-recognized homosexual activity scale.

If we recall correctly, "rampant homosexual activity" includes fisting, slings and at least three farm animals. If that's the case, it's only reasonable, then. that a security guard would explain the closure by saying, "we had problems with people in there … there were safety issues".

The primary safety issue, of course, being slick trails of lube and semen. Quite a hazard!