Soccer super star David Beckham swept into New York City this weekend to take on our under appreciated Red Bulls - and player Dave van den Bergh. As you can see, Beckham's not as gentle as some of us would like to imagine. Despite Beckham's teeth baring, the Red Bulls pulled off a 5-4 victory over Los Angeles Galaxy (as if you care, right?).

Becks felt a bit more cuddly the morning of the game, when he took the pitch with some of New York's pint-sized players. He also showed Carlos Pavon some teammate love. Check out pics of Becks in various states of dress, after the jump. Why? Because we're gay.

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