Ha-ha! Just kidding. This dick digs dudes, dude.

New Zealand-based gay student David Do has pledged some of his free time - and perhaps a bit of pride - dressing as a giant penis to educate fellow students on sexually transmitted diseases. And, also, to provide journalists with some spunky word play, like this: "Auckland University's gay student president says he doesn't mind making a dick of himself to promote better sexual health."

Even Mr. Do got in on the fun, "We're all doing this for a good reason. The last thing we want is for our male members to be thrust into a sticky situation!" Cheeky!