Filmmaker David Lynch does not endorse the cell phone. Don't believe us? Check out this video. Money quote:

…If you're playing the movie on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the film. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your fucking telephone. Get real.

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David Lynch's new commercial for Gucci's perfume proves the luxury giant's scent should only be worn by e-tards with a flair for the dramatic. Or Chris Crocker.