Hey, boys! Guess what?!

There's a military man over in Afghanistan thinking about your genitals. And, shockingly, he's not gay. Can you believe it!?

In an effort to wedge his way into the billion dollar undie industry, Naval Officer Nicholas Cassadine will soon wrap up a six-year military stint and plans to launch a new clothing line, Disco Valante, which will begin by making sure your balls are well dressed.

Like so many designers before him, Valante's intent on breaking into the gay market. So, what would compel a straight soldier to focus on gay men's bodies? That's exactly what we were wondering, so we sent him over some questions on his burgeoning business, how his peers view his queer obsession and why we gays should give a damn.

Read the results, after the jump…

CONTINUED »