Madonna's fans are all sorts of inflamed over her divorce from director Guy Ritchie - and some of them are going downright insane.

It looks like fans — at least the crazed ones — are siding with Madonna over Guy Ritchie as their divorce battle heats up.

Ritchie called security on the set of his new movie “Sherlock Holmes” when a Madonna fan reportedly threatened to stab him to death.

According to Britain’s Sunday Mirror a 16-year-old boy burst onto the set shouting, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy!”

Indeed! How can this guppie claim to be Madge's biggest fan? You know there's a whole gaggle of older, grayer gays who deserves the title way more.

Ooooh, they've gone and done it. After shafting them last week by releasing news of the divorce after the tabloids hit newsstands, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are being paid back by the celeb weeklies with less than favorable reports.

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Little Britain actor Matt Lucas will soon be single again:

Thirty-four year old comedy actor [Lucas] is getting a 'quickie' divorce from his 31-year partner Kevin McGee.

His petition is listed with 30 others for pronouncement of decrees in matrimonial and civil partnership cases.

District Judge Bowman is expected to announce the end of the 22-month 'marriage' to TV producer McGee.

The couple tied the knot in a civil ceremony in December 2006, followed by a lavish pantomime-themed reception at a 17th century palace.

The couple separated in June.