• Fetish inspired Aussie calender "Bad BehavioUr" just came out. Guess which fetishes these satisfy..

• Curious George killer sentenced to life.

• Good As You has a stronger stomach than we do. The site's posting video from The Values Voter summit. First up: FRC daddy Tony Perkins on marriage.

• Marc Jacobs is buff.

• Larry Craig likes corn-holin', glory-holin', tea-baggin' and footsies.

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bookstore… Page Six reports that Rosie O'Donnell's new book rehashes her old feud with real estate tycoon Donald Trump. The former View co-host apparently spills some ink to take on Trump's Miss USA, Tara Connor, who was caught drinking underage and tested positive for cocaine.

It is Trump's falseness that angers me more than anything …I spoke my mind. People found it funny.

I honestly did not anticipate the malice of his response…I assumed Donald believed he had money. I did not assume Donald believed he was money. But apparently he does…The stuffing of his self spilled out - think of a torn scarecrow, only instead of hay, it's crisp $100 bills blowing through the cornfields.

O'Donnell also allegedly describes Trump as a "slug".

An ABC rep, meanwhile, had some harsh words for O'Donnell and her fragile state of mind: "This is the work of a deeply disturbed woman, page after page of insane ramblings. Ultimately, it's sad and pathetic."

Don't worry, Trump's just as pathetic: his new book also addresses the feud. These kids just don't know when the let up!

Rosie O'Donnell's a lot of things - mother, entertainer, borderline insane - but she will not be one of Donald Trump's apprentices. Or anything else, from the sound of it.

Real estate mogul Trump attempted to put his and Rosie's historic feud for the sake of his recently revived reality show's ratings, but Rosie ain't having it.

NBC axed Trump's Apprentice back in May, but new entertainment head Ben Silverman - who has been positively itching to add O'Donnell to the line up - resurrected the former hit with hopes of pumping it full of celebrities looking to pump up their profile - and resumes.

O'Donnell, says Silverman, would be a perfect fit: "It would be great to have Rosie on The Apprentice. Donald personally told me to extend an invitation to her."

Gracious as always, Rosie relayed her regrets through her assistant, "It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond". We're sure Trump's crushed…

Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck continued their politically-opposed on air debate during this morning's View. Again discussing the definitions - and characters - of terrorism, the girls got more hot, bothered and downright nasty than every before.

The drama reaches a cringe-inducing crescendo even before the real battle, when O'Donnell attempts to stay out of the discussion. The big, fat lesbian correctly asserts:

You want to know why I don't want to do this? Let me tell you why I don't want to do it - here's how it gets spun in the media: big, fat, lesbian, loud Rosie attacks innocent, pure, Christian Elisabeth. I'm not doing it.

It's only down hill from there, as O'Donnell accuses Hasselbeck of double-speak and Hasselbeck takes a jab at O'Donnell's other ongoing feud: the feud with Donald Trump, "It's much easier to fight someone like Donald Trump, isn't it?" Hasselbeck may be small, but girl can hold her own…

(PS: The clip may be a little long, but it's definitely worth the watch. Not for the faint of heart, however…)

The world's most stylish fashionistas, singers, actors and hangers-on made their way to The Metropolitan Museum of Art last night for the Costume Institute's Gala. This year the institute honored the late, great French designer Paul Poiret. Poiret's stunning designs drew on both Oriental and art deco aesthetic, but constantly revolved around his favorite flower: the rose.

Our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, so we had to live vicariously through press images. Shame, because we would have loved to pick Tom Ford and French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld's respective brains. Oh well, there's always next year.

Take a look at some more shots, after the jump…

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Rosie's one ballsy babe lady. The outspoken comedienne used yesterday's Matrix Awards to voice her View of age-old nemesis, Donald Trump. Grabbing her coochie, O'Donnell told the Don, "Eat me". Charming…

Some people had a laugh at Rosie's lewd ways. Beth Ellen Keyes of N.Y. Women in Communications - which hosts the annual luncheon - wrote her lackies: "Rosie was fabulous. Please let Rosie know how much we appreciated her being there. She was just great."

Democratic attendee Robert Zimmerman, however, had a different reaction: "I was offended by how vulgar and common O'Donnell was. It was especially inappropriate with young people present." Another woman told Page Six, "I cringed and dove under the table when she said, 'Eat me'." She must have misunderstood the carpet muncher's comment.

So many rich and famous adults act like complete children. It's truly incredible. Case in point: Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump. Apparently Trump used Extra to take some fresh swipes at old O'Donnell's depression disclosure - namely: poor Rosie's down from looking at her horrid reflection (as if he's one to talk).

Always down for a fight, Rosie's taken to her blog (and senseless poetics) to strike her own blow:

the dump truck is at it again

“she’s depressed from looking in the mirror”

so hurtful 2 know he doesnt find me attractive
as it has been my goal
for so long
to give a balding billionaire a boner

same same same

Is that final line supposed to be a reference to ACT-UP's old chant, "shame, shame, shame"? If it is, Rosie should be ashamed of herself.

Either way, both these kids need to get a handle on reality and stop beating that dead horse (pictured). And, really, so should we…

Bless E!'s Marc Malkin for reminding us that Rosie O' Donnell hates Donald Trump. The View co-host has so many feuds that, to be honest, we have a little trouble keeping up. But, of course, it's really O'Donnell we should be thanking, for Malkin reports the Big R used her family friendly cruse to rehash her tabloid rivalry. Malkin writes:

…O'Donnell talked about how Trump told Larry King that he did not find her sexually attractive, cracking, "It was always my dream to give a balding billionaire a boner."

But it didn’t stop there. I'm told O'Donnell said she was looking forward to her next HBO special, when she can "do 25 minutes on Donald. I do like my start about balding-billionaire boner."

Well, thanks a lot, Rosie: just reading about you saying boner guaranteed that we'll never get another…

• NFL disses AfterElton! Prefers GLAAD fags! (Suckers!)

• Shocker: studios still won't hire gay actors!

• Run for your lives! The gay bear internet wars have begun!

• Donald Trump loves Rudy Giuliani's titties!

• John Edwards caved! Fired bloggers!

• Britney Spears can't get enough vagina! She loves it! She wishes she could lick it right now. If you had a vagina, she'd probably lick it and then say, "Damn, I love vagina"! (We can't stop exclaiming! Someone call for help!)

• William Shatner may go gay. [WOW Report]

• Even in the world of dorks, The Gays are not fairly treated. [Gay.com]

• Donald Trump has fired back at Martha Stewart. [A Socialite’s Life]

• Get ready to go to Berlin this summer. The Love Parade is returning. [BBC]

• We just fell in love. Again. [Made In Brazil]

• Congratulations to Tray Butler, editor of the New York Blade. He was the first person to guess Vertigo in the Brini Maxwell contest yesterday.

• Virgin's new television commercial features a gay elf. No, it's not Clay Aiken.

• Donald Trump is the new Armani. Seriously. His suits go perfectly with bad haircuts.

• Genre is having a clothing sale today to benefit Callen Lorde, NYC's only primary health care center for homos. From 11-8 at Space Downtown many up-and-coming brands (including our beloved Yoko Devereaux) will be 30%-50% off. Have a drink, buy a jacket, supports AIDS charities. Sounds like our kinda party.

• Chris Klein is "an alpha heterosexual." And an asshole. Thanks Blog Soup.

• The film Straight Acting is out now. All you butch queens should love this. "The film is a documentary about the subculture of gays who play contact sports - rugby, ice hockey and rodeo."

From the man who brought you the Madonna/Valerie Cherish connection comes yet another hilarious observation. Last weekend’s "Sunday Styles" section of the New York Times apparently contained information on a lesbian couple’s vows. A celebrity lesbian couple!

”Case in point, the union of Vanessa Haydon, daughter of Bonnie Kay Haydon of New York and the late Charles Haydon, and Chastity Bono, daughter of the legendary pop duo Sonny & Cher, who celebrated their partnership on Saturday in Palm Beach, Fla.”

Who knew Chastity and Donald Trump Jr. resembled one another so much? Thanks Kenneth, they don’t get funnier.

What to do when those cherished hair follicles kamikaze their way down to the ground? Well a few things, but we have our own personal suggestions. Any gay man, correction, any man can spot a cheap toupee a mile away (The Donald!), so that’s definitely out. Hair Club’s plugs can be pricey and there’s no way to get out of the PMS-like regular monthly visits. And you already pop enough pills to risk adding Propecia to your Vicodin-filled medicine cabinet.

So just take it off.

Sure Vin Diesel stars in bad films (ok, they fucking blow) but the man knows what to do with a bad hairline. He goes chrome-dome. No pathetic comb over, no butchered buzz cut. It’s simple, clean, and sexy.

Before you go for the Mr. Clean look yourself, be sure to trim whatever is left down to a wiffle. Then go ahead and smear your head with a thick coat of shaving cream. Start shaving from the back and work your way forward. That’s really it.

It’s best if you have someone else do the shaving for you. When Jude Law’s widow’s peak inevitably morphs into a widow’s valley, you can bet he’ll have his nanny clean off his own head.