Remember that totally awful six-year old singer that everyone except for our editor thought was the best thing in the world? Well, she's got some competition, because this 15-year old chick from the Philippines does some incredible things with "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from Dreamgirls.

After winning an Oscar for the mind-bogglingly boring, "I Need To Wake Up" from An Inconvenient Truth, lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge told reporters: This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.

Ms. E also expressed her shock and dismay over beating out Dreamgirls:

Dreamgirls is what music and movies are about. It's a musical, and it's what I grew up loving. Had there not been three songs…you might be talking to a different person here.

Is she trying to say that Dreamgirls was so good that the Academy couldn't make a decision and, thus, threw her a statue? If so, we agree.

But, congratulations anyway…

One photo is all it took to make us completely forget Brokeback Mountain. We now have a new movie obsession. Beyoncé is the new Michael Jackson. She's that white.

Dreamgirls [Official Site]