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God only knows, but the kooky kids at 23/6 are venturing some guesses with a patented thought process flow chart. Briton Quest's adventure begins with "Ah, spring in Central Park" and ends with "God save this queen." |
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At Friday’s arraignment, Judge Anthony J. Ferrara told Mr. Quest that the case would be dismissed and sealed if he reported back in October and demonstrated sufficient progress in his therapy. The judge also agreed that there would be no restrictions placed on Mr. Quest’s ability to travel. CNN has not released a statement on Quest's arrest. They're probably hoping it disappears, as well. |
» 420!
MNSBC dispatched senior news editor Mike Stuckey to explore the highs and lows of "stoner holiday" 420. White House deputy drug reduction agent Dr. Bertha Madras calls the tradition a "tragedy," while UC: Boulder spokesperson Bronson Hillard had this to say: This is a sort of annoyance. It’s a silly, unnecessary event…" All of these people are taking it way too seriously. [MSNBC] |
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Amores Perros and Babel director Alejandro González Iñárritu just signed on to direct commercials for The Meth Project. And they're just as unsettling as you would imagine, like this one - a jonesing man hitting his mother, whom he's also robbing. They grow up so fast! |
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Levine said he first experimented with drugs in 1972, primarily using marijuana and cocaine during that decade. He said he also tried quaaludes a couple of times in the same period and did LSD once. Levine later moved on to crystal meth, which he apparently preferred. Rezko's defense claims that Levine's drug use may have impaired his memory. They wanted to delve into the married father's sexual secrets, but the judge ruled them irrelevant. And to spare us the gory, easily envisioned details. |
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The odds of substance use for lesbian, gay and bisexual (LGB) youth are on average 190 percent higher than for heterosexual youth, according to a study by University of Pittsburgh researchers published in the current issue of Addiction. What's more, for some sub-populations of LGB youth, the odds were substantially higher, including 340 percent for bisexual youth and 400 percent for lesbians, researchers found. Those lesbians sure are rebellious! The authors of the study, who spent ten years compiling data, point to social homophobia and violence are factors in these kids' drug use. They also stress that the majority of gays are happy, healthy and well-adjusted. Apparently they've never tried to date one! |
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California drug officials launched an $11-million barrage of billboards, bus wraps, cable TV ads and a website Thursday aimed at discouraging gay men from using methamphetamine, an illegal stimulant linked to risky sexual behavior and the spread of HIV. Sorry, Me Not Meth campaign, we think you should show what meth addicts really look like: toothless, gray faced, zombified nightmares. These boys look like models. |
» George Michael Needs Memory Boost
Too much marijuana made George Michael a forgetful boy. The singer has reportedly organized a series of dinner parties during which family and friends will regale him with mnemonic material for his upcoming autobiography. Says one snitchy pal: They have all received emails about it and are happy to go along. No doubt after some drinks there will be a few Careless Whispers uttered that will help him out." We can only imagine the horrors which await… [The People] |
» Winehouse's Big Grammy Win
She may currently be in rehab, but that didn't stop singer Amy Winehouse from performing her #1 hit during last night's Grammy Awards, where she nabbed five golden gramophones. The troubled star certainly looked swell - no doubt a combination of detox and unknown pounds of cake make-up. Our favorite part of her via satellite performance? When she accepted her "record of the year" award and said, "To my Blake, incarcerated". How deliciously junky! [MSNBC] |
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Campolo disagrees with this backward bigots, saying marriage is in trouble because of straight divorces, not because of gays. He also believes gays should get stoned - as in high on the reefer. We like the way this guy thinks. |
» Ledger Death Accidental
Early reports are coming in that Heath Ledger's death last month has been ruled an "accidental overdose" by the New York medical examiner. [US] |
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Good news for Los Angeles terminally ill stoners: "The city that popularized the fast food drive-thru has a new innovation: 24-hour medical marijuana vending machines. Patients suffering from chronic pain, loss of appetite and other ailments that marijuana is said to alleviate can get their pot with a dose of convenience at the Herbal Nutrition Center, where a large machine will dole out the drug around the clock." Wait, doesn't weed cause cancer? We're so confused. |
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President George W. Bush canceled a scheduled anti-drug speech out of respect for the actor, who died of an apparent accidental drug overdose: The death of Heath Ledger prompted the White House to postpone President Bush's event Wednesday promoting an ad campaign aimed at preventing prescription drug abuse. Wow. We're surprised. The White House did, after all, use 9/11's nearly 3,000 deaths to launch a seemingly endless war. They grow up so fast! |
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• From "Abigail's X-Rated Teen Diary": "Vote John McCain, but do it quickly! He could be dead tomorrow." • Amy Winehouse dragged to rehab after crack video. And her hair's black again! &bull: Some enterprising schmuck has posted a Brokeback Mountain oil painting on eBay. Bid: $2,500. That's gross. And the painting's ugly. • New research shows that same-sex couples "are just as committed in their relationships as heterosexuals and the legal status of their union doesn't impact their happiness". Because we're so gay! • Police dispatcher behind teenaged swim team porn site pics. |
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Start The Death Watch...
Amy Winehouse has thrown discretion out the window - or in her crack pipe. The Sun just published footage of the train wreck talent snorting coke and ecstacy before riding the train to crack town. The tormented singing sensation took hit after hit of the deadly drug after a 19-minute binge in which she snorted powdered ecstasy and cocaine. Girl, she may be dead already. |