Ellen DeGeneres tested her debate skills while hosting Republican John McCain on her talk show.

As we all know, Ellen's planning on partaking in California's gay marriage, which pits her against the Republican presidential hopeful, who's staunchly against same-sex nuptials.

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Wendy Wright of Concerned Women For America appeared on CNN last night to decry Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's forthcoming gay marriage. And, like so many before her, Wright relied on the polygamist argument, but took it one step further by invoking the Fundamentalist Latter Day Saint sect down in Texas:

We need to look at the consequences of that and we can look at the polygamy community in Texas. There are consequences.

When you redefine marriage to mean anything it can mean nothing. Once you start breaking down and claim that marriage can be something other than between one man and one woman, you do open the doors to it being anything.

PR king Howard Bragman, who will soon marry his long-time lover, had loads to say on the matter, of course. Unfortunately Wright doesn't have the brain power to keep her argument afloat.

Fox News launched a war against Ellen DeGeneres.

We don't watch the network, but radio host Michelangelo Signorile, who obviously has a higher tolerance for idiocy, passed on some shameful coverage about DeGeneres' forthcoming gay marriage to Portia de Rossi:

This idiotic segment of The O'Reilly Factor — with E.D. Hill sitting in — presupposes that Ellen Degeneres has risked losing her advertisers over her announcement that she will get married, which is now a legal right for her in California.

The crazed guest, Laura Ries, an "advertising expert," says there is a "danger" to Ellen talking about getting married. Hill ponders something she finds more interesting: "How did a 50-year-old woman get a 35-year-old woman?"

Meanwhile, idiot Fox overnight host Greg Gutfeld — in his "Greg-alogue" segment — says Ellen should keep her wedding to herself, and that speaking about it is equivalent to talking about your "bowel movements."

Funny, that's basically what we think of Gutfeld: he's a pile of shit.

Check out the videos after the jump - if you dare…

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Yesterday was quite the day!

As part of the gay marriage celebration, Ellen DeGeneres announced that she and her lovely lady, fellow entertainer Portia de Rossi will marry. Said the lesbian funny lady:

This is very exciting, I have to say. Yesterday, the California Supreme Court overturned the ban on gay marriage. So I would like to say right now, for the first time, I am announcing that I am getting married. […]

I’m so excited. It’s something that we’ve, of course, wanted to do, and we’ve wanted to be legal, and we’re very very excited.

Congratulations to Ellen and Portia! You ladies are now definitely our favorite lesbian couple, so we hope to receive an invitation. Hint, hint…

And here's the video of Ellen announcing it on her show, below.

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At first we were angry to hear that lesbian funny lady Ellen DeGeneres allowed Heidi Montag to grace her famed stage. Then DeGeneres redeemed herself by admitted she doesn't watch The Hills, which makes her one of about a dozen people left on this planet who have televisual standards.

Watch as Montag talks about her nemesis, Lauren Conrad, her totally vile boyfriend and paving the way for her father's ascension from hell…

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Ugly Betty actress Becki Newton no doubt enjoyed herself at last night's GLAAD Media Awards. Newton and her castmates, including the ever-adorable Michael Urie, took home the prize for outstanding comedy series, while fellow ABC show, Brothers & Sisters, won in the drama category.

Ms. Jackson if you're nasty accepted the Vanguard Award, and got a little friendly with presenter Ellen DeGeneres. Kathy Griffin won for My Life On The D-List, and shared the award with her lovely mother, just like a gay man!

Tom Ford, meanwhile, awarded Herb Ritts a posthumous award, and a Medusa-esque Sharon Stone presented Rufus Wainwright with Stephen F. Kolzak award.

Check out the rest of the winners here.

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Janet Jackson talked all sort of gay with gossip monger Marc Malkin. In addition to voicing her support for gay marriage, lauding drag impersonators and "owning" her legend label, the singer shows lesbian Ellen DeGeneres loads of love:

MM: I actually think Ellen may have a little crush on you. You two had a great rapport when you were on her show.

JJ: I absolutely adore here. She's smart. She's funny. She's fun to be around. I really enjoy her. She's very talented.

MM: It's kind of amazing that when Ellen came out of the closet her sitcom was canceled, but now she's back on top—one of our biggest stars.

JJ: I'm so happy she did do that, because someone had to take that stance…For her to be so courageous and something came out of it much bigger and much better and really positive. It was a shame that they canceled her show once she did that. That's ridiculous…

Jackson can give Ellen more love on Saturday, when the comedienne will present Jackson with GLAAD's Vanguard Award.

We've included video of Jackson's appearance on Ellen's show after the jump. C'mon! You don't want to work, do you?!

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Alright. We know Shemar Moore's fine as shit and probably has some dough, but the former soap stud may be getting a bit too cocky.

The actor appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' show today and shared his other - um - talent: rapping. We can't be bothered to transcribe the entire thing - he sooo fast! - but there's one particular line that stopped the show. Says Moore to Ellen:

…I'm gonna give you what I got
because baby there's plenty
'cause never have you ever had so many
I'm gonna make you straight.

The crowd went wild, of course, because Ellen's a big time lesbian, which means she likes vagina, not Moore's "so many…"

Kylie Minogue suggested yesterday that her cancer battle ain't over. The singer told Ellen DeGeneres:

It's not over.

The 'voyage' doesn't end suddenly. That's why it's so difficult to talk about it.

I remember one day in Paris during my treatment when I was in a cafe on a corner - and at the time I was really glad if I could make it as far as there.

A young man approached me and gave me a rose. He said simply: 'Be brave. We're thinking of you'.

We sure are, Kylie. We're specifically wondering how you survived singing on Ellen DeGeneres' stage yesterday - those paper flowers look suspiciously like man-eating vaginas. See what we mean after the jump…

Meanwhile, in other Kylie news, that diva Madonna took a swipe at the singer by stealing her choreographers. It's War!

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Typically tough Hillary Clinton got whiny with Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, when the politician griped about MSNBC's Chris Matthews' consistently unflattering coverage of the Senator.

Speaking on DeGeneres dangerous tango with Matthews, Clinton remarked, "I feel like he manhandles me every night." Bill Clinton had no comment…

See the girls talk about gay rights here.

The time is upon us once again for the second time: Out magazine's annual Power Issue. While we didn't make the cut of the 50 most powerful homos, funny lesbian Ellen DeGeneres did - and, in fact, takes the cake, beating out the likes of Joe Solmonese, editor Adam Moss and fallen queen of the lesbians, Rosie O'Donnell.

Also in this issue, Michael Musto offers a follow-up to last year's The Glass Closet, which called out people like Jodie Foster and Anderson Cooper for not coming out. This year's essay, Shattered Glass, examines the parameters of coming out. Sure, Jodie Foster intimated at her lesbianic ways, but does it matter if she's not willing to talk to the fag rags.

It's the eternal question: If a gay comes out, but doesn't follow up, does anything change?

The Hillary Clinton and Ellen DeGeneres love fest continues next Monday, when Clinton makes her second appearance on the funny lesbian's talk show. Thanks to the power of the publicist - er, we mean the Associated Press - we can tell you that DeGeneres asked Clinton about gay rights, and Clinton passed the test:

[Clinton] told Ellen DeGeneres that she will work to ensure that same-sex couples such as the talk show host and her partner Portia de Rossi are treated fairly.

"I'm going to do everything I can to make sure that people like you and Portia and others have a chance to have, you know, rights to be able to go to the hospital, to inherit property, to make sure that you can list somebody as a beneficiary on an insurance policy," Clinton said…

"That's all we want is to be fair," DeGeneres responded. "I like it. I like it."

This is the second time this year that the girls have shared the spotlight: DeGeneres "surprised" Clinton at a campaign stop earlier this year and declared that the Senator "has solutions."

Ryan Phillippe popped over to Ellen this morning for a good old chat. The handsome and somewhat hapless actor, whose movie Stop Loss coincidentally opens this weekend, gabbed about his high school fashion sense, getting into the business and, yes, playing gay on One Life To Live, which cast him as the first openly homo teen in sudster history. It's the most rousing interview since Oriana Falluci took on Ayatollah Khomein.