Alright, last SNL related post, we promise. Did anyone else notice that host Ellen Page's final skit hinted at her lesbianism?

Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games, but quite queer timing considering last week's the Michael Musto stink.

And, also, the end's disgustingly sweet. Watch it - or else…

Ellen Page's lesbian publicist ain't feeling the gay speculation. Kelly Bush called journo Michael Musto this week to gripe about his tongue-wagging item. Musto relays the conversation:

My item had been picked up on Defamer, Bush said, and she wanted me to know that it was SHE who was with Page at the Oscars (though I had been sardonically wondering if it was a mother/girlfriend/whatever).

[Bush] named a couple of other starlets who also had reps with them at the awards and said it's by no means an unusual practice. (Now I'll have to wonder if THEY'RE gay too.) "I don't know why people are so mean," Bush whinnied in a wounded voice. "It's not mean to wonder if someone's gay," I shrieked, outraged. "But to call her an 'Oscar loser'?" she moaned.

Musto's contrite about the remark, but still wonders whether Page likes poontang.

Fuck the Oscars, you're not really, truly famous until gay rumors start circulating.

Michael Musto helps Ellen Page's celebrity case along today. The Juno actress, he points out, doesn't seem to have much of a dating history, unless you count her "relationship" with Ben Foster, which she later denied. And then there's the whole Oscar dating situation:

Who did she go to the Oscars with? I couldn't tell from the cropped shots of her, but it looked like she was maybe with her mother? For guys, that used to signify 100% gay, but for girls, it might just mean young and/or Canadian–or, um, gay.

And then there was the web item saying "Ellen Page is an out lesbian," but for all I know the guy who ran that is the same douche who started the whole "Marcia Cross is coming out" campaign. Come on, people, help me out of this mess! Before I get stampeded by publicists shrieking, "This is an invasion of privacy!" (yeah, yeah, shut up, this is what I do), let's put the dykey pieces together. Is Juno a you know? And if so, which male will they quickly match her up with? Zac Efron?

Sounds good to us!