Only Elvis could make a song as creepy as "Little Sister" sound sexy. What's so creepy about it? Check out these lyrics:

Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin
And baby, its been showin
From your head down to your toes

Little sister, dont you
Little sister, dont you
Little sister, dont you kiss me once or twice
Then say its very nice
And then you run

Yeesh!

"Metrosexual" daddy Mark Simpson wrote a 30th deathiversary eulogy for Elvis Presley. Summing up the King's undying legacy, Simpson writes:

Elvis the Lover is also however the archetype of the post-war male ‘Pervert’. Radiantly narcissistic and dramatically unable to negotiate his Oedipus Complex, he is the prime idolatrous icon of a decadent, post-patriarchal age. Again, he may not have invented virile degeneracy (Clift, Brando and Dean, whom he also imitated, have a prior claim) but he patented it.

United States patents expire after twenty years. Elvis "sightings" aside, we're pretty sure the legendary singer hasn't been keeping it up. This means, of course, that anyone can claim the prize of America's top "virile degenerate".

Will it be you?