If you're lucky enough to have someone you love, we suggest you play them Simple Minds' "Don't You (Forget About Me)." As for us, we dedicate this to you.

McFadden and Whitehead's disco hit "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now" goes out to all of you fighting the good fight for gay rights. Go on with your bad selves!

Here's a tip to winning our aural affection: make a reference to Sisyphus in your song's first line, as Filthy Dukes did in this track, "Tupac Robot Club Rock."

This track, "Dita Dimoné," comes from British popster Pop Levi's second album, Never Never Love.

Patrick Dempsey appeared on lesbian entertainer Ellen DeGeneres' talk show yesterday and, yes, the conversation turned to actress Brooke Smith's recent axing from ABC's Grey's Anatomy.

Some suspect ABC gave Smith the boot because her on-screen lesbian relationship was getting a bit too serious. Dempsey gave no credence to those rumors - not because they're not true, but because network executives told him what to say:

ABC actually sends me over what I should [say]… 'We've had a great time working with her and that the conclusion of her [character] has been orgasmic' — I'm sorry, I'm dyslexic! — 'organic' ending to the story line.'
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I don't know what happened with that story line. They decided not to continue it for some reason.

We weren't inclined to believe the aforementioned rumors, but ABC's choreographing of comments strikes us as a bit queer.

Yeah, yeah, most of us know this song by heart - you know who you are - but we can't resist sending President-elect Obama some Kylie love. He's up in our head - and we like it.

Anderson Cooper is rapidly becoming the one person, living or dead, with whom we would choose to have dinner.

Not only is he hilariously sarcastic when it comes to politics — telling Ellen Degeneres, "I'm not sure I existed before [the election]" — he also focuses on what really matters: Reality television.

The former Living Lohan critic revealed his current obsession with The Real Housewives of Atlanta, most notably resident crazy NeNe. When Ellen admits she hasn't watched, Anderson asks incredulously, "What have you been doing?" before giving the show the hard sell: "It's good … or something." Swoon.

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Barack Obama's certainly not "ramblin'," but he's definitely bringing joy this fine Wednesday. Here's Tom Saxton and Pete Seeger singing Saxton's track, "Ramblin' Boy."

Bette Midler and 50 Cent teamed up yesterday for the opening of the Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson Community Garden in Jamaica, Queens.

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We're "Living In America" and wondering how the late James Brown would vote in this election - Alan Keyes?

We've been secret Seal fans for some time, but can't hold on any longer - the singer's latest track, a cover of "Change Is Gonna Come" perfectly fits today's epic electoral show down.