Homer Simpson's adventures in celebrity killing took a turn for the gay during The Simpson's annual Halloween special last night.

After accidentally chopping up Krusty, a scene that was gross even in cartoon form, Homer gets hired by advertising executives looking to exploit gay celebrities, who can't sue for image misappropriation. Anyway, Homer's so good at offing the A-Listers, that their ghosts decide to get revenge. And one of those ghost's a randy Abe Lincoln, who, as some of you may know, may have had some gay history. Homer gets his comeuppance, of course, which suits Abe's taste, although George Washington may have something to say about that. Just saying!

We could post some really bad video, but we're hoping someone out there can give us better goods?

Black, white, and everything in-between, who doesn't love Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder's colorblind collaboration "Ebony and Ivory"? Hooray for integration!

Madonna's fans are all sorts of inflamed over her divorce from director Guy Ritchie - and some of them are going downright insane.

It looks like fans — at least the crazed ones — are siding with Madonna over Guy Ritchie as their divorce battle heats up.

Ritchie called security on the set of his new movie “Sherlock Holmes” when a Madonna fan reportedly threatened to stab him to death.

According to Britain’s Sunday Mirror a 16-year-old boy burst onto the set shouting, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy!”

Indeed! How can this guppie claim to be Madge's biggest fan? You know there's a whole gaggle of older, grayer gays who deserves the title way more.

Boy queen Chris Crocker, who's looking more and more like the haunting spectre of a Top Model reject, went against his promise to quit YouTube and on Friday uploaded to the video sharing site an endorsement for That One, Barack Obama.

The whole thing is more or less a grating disaster, but it is nice to see a Democratic voter fighting idiotic faux patriotism with idiotic faux patriotism: "Anyone that's not voting for Barack Obama does not care about our country and is not American."

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We're not really sure how to describe San Francisco-based Deerhoof. Jazzy indie twee rock? Maybe. Whatever you want to call it, this track, "Chandelier Searchlight" deserves a little listen.

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small.

Up this week: Sarah's retail experience with Rosie O'Donnell.

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Alright, time to get ghoulish and prepare to get scarily smashed on blood punch or whatever swill they're serving at the cramped Halloween party you're going to tonight.

If the clip above isn't enough to put you in the mood to terrify children (or your spouse or your grandmother), click through to get some more inspiration from a few of our favorite scenes of horror from pop culture history.

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Depeche Mode's kind of Halloween-y, right? Anyway, you should always have a "Policy of Truth."

Hey, did you hear it's Halloween? Well, it is, and we simply couldn't resist the chance to post Michael Jackson's entire "Thriller" video.

It's epic, so we've tucked it down below. Enjoy!

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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "Elina, Annaleigh and Majorie, they had, like, a lesbian bath moment, apparently. … It was very loud." — Samantha, America's Next Top Model

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Legendary British singer Robert Wyatt teamed up with French producer Bertrand Burgalat to create "This Summer Night." If you take anything away from this track, it's that you should soon make your own music with someone, reader! And by "music," we mean sex.